Discussion: Texas Guv Ready To 'Fight Back' For North Carolina Anti-LGBT Bill

And to think Texas could have had Wendy Davis as our governor. What might have been. Greg Abbot is a prick.

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Another proud day for North Carolina. My heart glows.

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I was starting to feel a little sorry for lonely ol’ Pat McCrory. Glad to see he found a friend.

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He lamented that “Obama is turning bathrooms into courtroom issues.”

It seems to me that it is Gov. McCrory and the NC Legislature who have “turned bathrooms into courtroom issues.”

Gov. Abbott, just stuff it!

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Meaningless bloviating–one of Abbott’s specializations.

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He had to do it, as the (indicted) State Attorney General is too busy dealing with his own legal problems.

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It’s so fucking ridiculous, but you know what’s going to happen here: he’s going to demand that the GOP/Teatroll TX state legislature jam through even worse legislation in order to manufacture standing to join the suit.

OR does TX already have this kind of bigot legislation?

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Texas legislature doesn’t go back into session until January 2017. They’ll be too late to join the party.

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Aaah, executive order coming right up…

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Governor JADE HELM!!!

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I wanna caption the picture: “the penis he put in my mouth was this big, and I loved it”

what’s that saying? those who protest the most…

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“I vanquished Jade Helm, and I shall vanquish this attack as well!” Mr. Abbott thundered to no one in particular.

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Stand up and say that to my face!

Texas Gov: McRory can’t beat me to be the president of Jesustan.

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God I hate Greg Abbott. I knew exactly how this was going to go before we ever elected him because I have met the figlio di puttana and I hated him then. I actually hated him before I met him because his reputation always preceded him.

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Please proceed, Governor.

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But the critical question is whether he was born with one, or had it surgically attached later. The fate of empires turns on this question!

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Good news, everybody! Texans no longer need the money that tourists bring to the state.

Sorry, Austin, I’ve heard good things about you.

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[quote=“riverstreet, post:19, topic:37531, full:true”]
Good news, everybody! Texans no longer need the money that tourists bring to the state.

…or the MIC billions, or the Medicare/Medicaid $$ that comes to Texas. Or the Secret Service for living ex-presidents. Or research funding…

Guessin’ Trump’s wall will be a lot shorter , too.

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