Clearly these folks are ignorant of the events of 1861-65. I guess it was too long ago, but Iâll remind them that the last time someone tried this, it did not work out too well.
Please do and donât let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Ever since Texas has become a state that takes more federal money than they pay in under Rick Perry, I see no need to keep them in the union. They wonât like the closure of all those military bases either.
Donât let the door to the USA hit you in the ass on the way outâŚ
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ExcellentâŚletâs move these bases to the MidwestâŚ
Iâm for Texas rejoining Mexico.
Can the rest of the states pass a resolution saying âGood riddance.â ?
Yes, please secede. Give up your military bases, U.S. government services, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid (hey, all residents of Texas will be foreigners - we donât have to pay them shit), etc. Try signing a treaty with any nation when you can be blockaded by the U.S. Navy. Yes, please go totally John Galt and pay for your own shit, and see how happy your Teabagger residents are when they finally realize that Baby Jesus ainât gonna pay to pave their roads and their goddamned cable bills. And have fun protecting yourself from Mexico. Canât wait to see the fence you build to protect yourselves when YOU have to pay for it. I would love to see Mexico reclaim its former territory, while Washington, D.C. rocks with laughter. Se habla espanol, motherfuckers?
If they do debate secession, I personally think they should be banned from participating in the 2016 election. That is a treasonous act, plain and simple. Secession is sedition.
The last GOP state with any significant number of delegates hits the road. Too bad.
A few back and forth migrations and I foresee happiness in NM.
The Supreme Court ruled in 1869 that states donât have the right to secede, the report noted.
Texas is not a state, they are a republic. On that note, many others in the union are commonwealths. Texas, please proceed. Please.
What can I say. Texas + Republicans = Assholes.
I wish they wouldnât do that to meâŚgetting my hopes up like that⌠only to dash them âŚ
Texans laboring under a 147 year news lag. That sounds about right.
they would be a third world country like somalia and thatâs givein them SOME credit cryin and beggin to be let back in within 5 years
Let them go. Then we can build a wall around the place. Iâm sure the citizens of New Mexico would build their part for free.
Among the benefits of letting Texas secede is that the Dallas Cowboys will never play in another Super Bowl. They probably wonât anyway, but it never hurts to make sure.
Ok, but Iâll miss AustinâŚ
If they vote for secession, which the Constitution prohibits, does that mean the rest of the country can go to war with Texas? If so, I guess that would be one way to get rid of a pain in the tukus state.
Perfect, just fking perfect. GO! Run! Do NOT come back when you donât get all âyour free stuffâ that you blame on those pesky liberals. GO!