Discussion for article #245059
1 Like
And yeah, he’s a loud and proud family values Christian. So are they all family values Christians.
36 Likes
Trump: He loves women. Why is that an issue?
6 Likes
“However, it is clear that the relentless media-driven agenda against me will continue no matter the position I hold. This targeted media campaign continues to distract our Caucus and the Legislature from focusing on the serious work that must be done over the next few months.”
It’s the damned media again!
When will they stop using our phones to ask our young female coworkers for nude pics?
There ought to be a law or something.
22 Likes
Trying to get to the level of the teabagger who faked a gay affair in order to carry on a hetero affair with a woman legislator, but it’s a high bar.
11 Likes
…even if they have blood coming from their wherevers? You gotta draw the line somewhere, ya know.
This:
"Not having seen the texts, not knowing who the other party to the conversation is, when they were sent, what exactly they say, whether I was responding or initiating the text stream, it is simply impossible to respond,"
is simply a sight to behold. “I may, or may not have, done something, but I can’t comment.”
22 Likes
Are these morans stupid enough to not know they will get caught when the evidence is RIGHT FUCKING THERE?!
And married too, for shame.
7 Likes
Professional, social intercourse…What’s wrong with that??? A quick in and out…of a few well-lit bars and taverns you perverts…before a happy ending in the bosom…jeesch…of hearth and home…God.
9 Likes
CindyLouWho-ever is starting an advocacy group for women whose husbands spy on their adultery-committing wives…I’m betting she set up a CrowdStarterFund for herself…
5 Likes
“However, it is clear that the relentless media-driven agenda against me will continue no matter the position I hold. This targeted media campaign continues to distract our Caucus and the Legislature from focusing on the serious work that must be done over the next few months.”
The media will also be the reason his wife gets the house and sole custody of the kids. And if he wants the hard drive to his computer it's gonna cost him another 100 grand.
16 Likes
They use the Bible as a defensive deflector, not for wisdom and guidance.
9 Likes
Once again, the future of The Onion is put in jeopardy.
18 Likes
Ex-Whip: Now that I am not a Whip, I can continue to love/text women as I please. I plan to using my power as a state congressman to achieve it.
1 Like
OMFG, people.
Every time you do something like this, you’re giving someone power over you. Eventually, someone will exercise that power when they decide they’re sick of your shit.
Oh, and this guy’s barber should be executed with extreme prejudice.
7 Likes
Trump: I do. At a burned pot roast. That’s why they sometimes have blood coming out of their nose.
He could probably get a gig with Bosley hair… that JuliusScissor look won’t last long.
Maury’s wigs, you can swim in them!
As an ex Whip can he still indulge in consensual whipping?
5 Likes
Maybe a little self flagellation…
1 Like
I thought he was going for that vintage Trey Gowdy look.
1 Like