Discussion for article #235013
Iâm sorry, but I thought sheâd be too terrified to use a public restroomâŚyou know, with all those âmen dressed as womenâ who âlurk in womenâs restroomsâ waiting to assault women?
Plus, if she tried that with me, Iâd probably point out that I canât stand her husband and that I donât give a crap if heâs a good man or not because what he wants to do is make absolutely sure that me, like all other women, get forced into straight marriages where we stay home and have babies for men we probably end up loathing and no complaining when we get beaten for burning the toast.
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IF TEd CRUZ siDLEd up TO the URINAL next TO ME in a Menâs RESTROOM, Iâd WELCOME the CHANCE to SHAke HIS hanD and LET HIm know HEâd maKE a FINE preSIDEnt!1!1!!1!!!one!1!!1!!!
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âWe are an open book,â Heidi Cruz reportedly told a Des Moines Register
reporter who was washing her hands. âWeâre here to talk to everyone.â
Yikes! No politician is an âopen bookâ. Honesty is in real short supply in that profession. I pray Ted takes the Honesty tact in his campaign. I mean look at how well it worked for Barry Goldwater in '64.
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I can think of no better place to express oneâs opinion of Ted Cruz.
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So Mrs. Cruz is stalking women in the ladiesâ rooms of âreal Murikaâ, extolling the pompusness of her husband. Assuring women everywhere that Ted is interested in their lady parts, lady concerns and lady jobs. No fear, Ted will wave his magic trans vaginal ultrasound wand and slay all the spiders in a ladiesâ life.
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So Ted is an 'open book"? Letâs see those tax returns.
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Eustace running into republican office holders in menâs rooms has a very shady history. If Cruz was in the same menâs room as me âŚIâd be nervous.
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I wanna know if Ted actually has renounced his Canadian citizenship. I havenât seen that long form yet. And where the heck is Orly Taitz when we need her? Isnât Ted Cruz âethnicâ enough for her to go off the birther deep end again???
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Especially since he probably has a rather wide stance?
When you put it like that, it makes it sound like Mrs. Cruz is trawling the womenâs restrooms trying to drum up someone to help âspice things upâ in their marriage.
Cedar Falls, Ia. â
Women in the restroom stalls at Ted Cruzâs Cedar Falls event could hear
a female voice out at the sinks going on and on about âTedâ â what a
nice guy Ted is, what Ted believes.
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As toilets flushed and the paper towel machine whirred, Heidi Cruz
answered questions about immigration reform and President Barack Obama
and how many children she has.
Heidi Cruz, not to be outdone by Jehovah as the âvoice out of the whirlwindâ is become the âvoice out of the sinks.â No flush in the pan, she.
This. Is. Beyond. Satire!
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I express it there regularly.
I owe it all to a fiber-rich diet.
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My first thought too.
My second thought is that in that picture she looks just as smug and entitled as Queen Ann did.
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OR as Newt says: The plural of spouse is spice.
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Well, if youâre gonna talk shit, I guess a restroom would be the proper forum.
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Iâd rather not find out 
Ted strikes me as Joe McCarthy reincarnated and thatâs disturbing. He plays demagoguery for the cheap seats just as Tail Gunner Joe did.
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I thought of the Ideal Aryan Woman from the Nazi-era posters.
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âNow my husbandâŚhey hold onâŚunghhhhâŚflhrrrpâŚbloop bloop bloopâŚeh excuse meâŚtee hee heeâŚanyway, my husband has a plan for AmericuuuuuuuuunnnnngggggghhhhâŚohh wow. oh jeeze. shouldnâtâve eaten that fried butter. gawDAMN! Phew. Courtesy flush, tee hee hee. Anyway, my husbandâŚâ
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Yes, I think you have a point, but Iâd like to see her dressed in a brass bustier, a helmet with horns [and/or bird wings], her hair in braids, and armed with a spear, before I form an opinion.
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Maybe itâs different for women, but I tend not to chat up total strangers in the restroom as it makes you look⌠odd?
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