Sorry TPM, but regurgitating this “story” is just lame. So Cruz’s wife was talking to women about her husband, who’s running for President, in a bathroom…so what?
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I hear when Ted excuses himself from a restaurant table for a restroom trip he asks if any of the guys with him want to come along.
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Sounds like his chances have gone right down the can. If a rich woman like herself has to campaign in a bathroom and doesn’t even know his positions except to tell others to look at the website, you can be pretty sure she doesn’t care about anything.
They are an open book alright. A empty one with blank pages. Why do so many Republicans think they are God’s gift but don’t care a fig about their fellow man? It’s always about them and how fortunate the country is that they are doing so well.
I think that current TV commercial captures the Establishment Republicans the best. What do they call the clueless filthy rich? Stupid Rich. In this case, Stupid Rich with dual citizenship and American Taliban family values.
Flush them fast before they stink up the entire GOP clown car debates.
She’s a Larry Craig Republican?
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Too bad Michele Wackmann wasn’t there to haul ass out of the bathroom shrieking about how the Lebanese were trying to detain her.
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. . . his 2016 Chances In An Iowa Women’s Restroom
Ted has no future in women’s restrooms. We reject him at first sight.
That’s the ambassador to Japan you’re talking about. Who knew she was so concerned at that young age.
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“Ted has no future in women’s restrooms. We reject him at first sight.”
What was it, the cheap cologne?
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You would never, ever catch a Bush or Reagan campaigning in a bathroom. It must be a Cuban Canadian thing. Certainly not American. It’s just not done.
Women don’t talk to strangers in a restroom unless they need help with the soap or paper towel dispenser. If you troop in with friends and want to carry on a conversation, that’s one thing. But not with strangers. Bathrooms are for doing business not conducting monkey business.
It’s really sort of sad that she thinks she has to resort to such gauche behavior with her being rich and all just “to make friends.” Ann Romney better set her straight about what is acceptable and is expected of her.
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Thanks for clearing that up!
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Ted’s having her check for Floaters in the TeaPotty…
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A chance to shake hands with the little president.
He’s the thing on the wall that blows hot air.
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This is news???
I hear women talking in the bathrooms quite often, and I mistakenly think they’re talking to me from behind the closed door. But no. They’re talking with a friend about the sale at Nordstrom.
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It was a good setup for a joke, “Ted Cruz’s wife walks into a Iowa bathroom” but there was no punchline.
Heard from Stall 3: “Shut the fuck up, lady. I’m hear to take a shit, not listen to it come out of your mouth.”
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You were snubbed in a bathroom?
He’s an open book? Let’s see his birth certificate!
BTW, I always think of Ted Cruz in the bathroom as well. Especially those stubborn, 2 -flushers…