“This guy should be promoted”, Trump said. “I wanted to fire him until I heard he used a whip. He’s my kind of guy,”Trump said with a wink.
When A Riding Crop Just Won’t Do
Why do I think he has a friend named Lindsey?
Yahoo Sean Lawler, former master chief petty officer
“Lindsey likes dressing as Little Bo Peep”.
Obviously, he was in charge of employee morale and enforcing the Hair Furor loyalty pledge.
I know that there are all kinds of unsavory people , you know DICKS ! A whip to intimidate employees !! Really ? How come these kind of people always seem to gravitate into the Republican party.
There’s someone in the State Department who makes protocol decisions? Seriously, even without the whip, that guy is a menace.
Maybe he and Lindsey had a cowboy fetish?
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
How did that vetting interview go?
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Q: What can you tell me about your supervisor, Sean Lawler?
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A: He carries a whip around the office. Other than that, not much, really.
In fairness, his Taser was in the shop for repairs that week. The whip was his backup.
Next up, Lindsey dons his chaps to sing “Whipping Post.”
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
What kind of whip? A hunt crop? A dressage whip? A racing bat? A longe whip?
Inquiring equestrian minds want to know.
Only the BEST people.
Ivanka will make it do.
Lawler has worked for the government for almost three decades, according to his State Department biography. He’s a U.S. Navy veteran who has served in diplomatic roles at the White House National Security Council and U.S. Cyber Command in Maryland.
Apparently, he was whipless until he served under Trump. Nice to know he saw an opening for that kind of behavior in this administration.
Only the best. 
Was Mikey Pence having those funny feelings again? He’ll be whipped while shouting Mother!
I feel like we’re jumping to conclusions here. I’m sure there’s some arcane diplomatic protocol that calls for a whip, right? “Mr. Ambassador, on behalf of the United States I’m very honored to welcome you to the White House. The president will be with you shortly, but while we wait, if you would please assume the position? We do insist on our little rituals, after all.”
“The whippings will continue until that printer’s fixed!”
The only thing real there are the clothes and the riding crop.