Our so-called President knows a lot about the military, you know. He once pretended to be part of it.
Additional question: Did Fred Trump kill that fur himself?
using the word “military” as an “adjective”
Please consult your alt-dictionary before jumping to alt-conclusions on the alt-meanings of alt-words.
It is so much fun watching Spicey tie himself into a Gordian knot
He appears to be on a forced hike on a Möbius strip.
@charliee Bet he’s hoping HugoBoss still has the patterns for the SS uniforms…
Spicer is a tool. In the adjective sense.
Well, yes. Military is an adjective. It has a specific meaning. Trump is likely unaware of this.
Trump: Electoral College thinks it is a Military Operation.
No, he was a chorus boy in a bus and truck production of “Babes in Toyland”.
And now your alternative fact for today is the word “Military” is an “Adjective”…
Yeah, because when someone speaks of “precision” and “streamlined and efficient” the first thing anyone thinks of is the military.
Especially anyone who’s ever been in the military.
I’d kind of like to feel sorry for Spicer, given the cleanup job he has to do for his boss.
But I don’t.
And he was using “deportation” to describe giving away white, fluffy kittens.
No sympathy for Spicy. None. Not any. At all.
For fuck’s sake, give it up, Spicey. It’s a losing battle being the histrionic “resplainer” for your inane, mentally ill boss. This gig will only come to grief and will be your undoing. Quit now while you still have a least a scintilla of dignity.
And you know what, you’re boring. Without Melissa McCarthy, no one would listen to you or tune in to watch you to find out if you really sound and act like that.
Clean up on Aisle…oh fuck it, they’re all a mess. Get the big buckets and mops this time.
There’s a better angel in me that wants to have pity, or something.
But he signed up for this, and he could leave any time.
So, no. 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Thursday that President Donald Trump was using the word “military” as an “adjective” to describe deportations carried out under his administration.
When the “adjective” defense failed, Spicer claimed it was “sarcasm”.
After reporters questioned him further, he claimed it was a “pun”.
Sources now say he plans to release an “anagram” defense later this afternoon.
Spicer: Trump Was Using ‘Military’ As An ‘Adjective’ To Describe Deportations
He also added “Trump is a fucking idiot who never engages his brain before opening his mouth. I get really tired of cleaning up his verbal diarrhea every day”
streamlined and efficient
Gestapo-like…