Discussion: Sinkhole Opens Up In Front Of Mar-A-Lago

[progressiveoldman]

In the old days, ‘The National Enquirer’ would have been all over this. Now they are part of the propaganda machinery. I’d deplore the loss of journalistic ethics but…

The 'National Enquirer" had Journalistic Ethics? WHO KNEW? When did that happen? My Gawd, what have I missed.

/snark just in case the trolls show up.

[maxwellsdemon]

Sorry folks, this is just too easy.

[sandyh]

The Swamp seems to follow Trump wherever he hangs his golf clubs.

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

Back off, dude. She’s working on my prayer (for a 20-acre black hole) first!

I like to think the many-armed Flying Spaghetti Monster is a goddess capable of multi-tasking.

[lkharter]

…and He shall direct your paths.” (Proverbs 3:5)

Looks like God wants him to go to hell, too.

[franknoge]

Definitely need timestamps on that sinkhole and Agent Orange’s placing a copy of the electoral map at the wall…

[labman57]

Satan comes a-calling.

[lkharter]

The Archangel of Light finally ponied up his $200K membership and wants his own entrance to the club.

[judygran]

(quoting @tiowally) Lawyers have been dispatched to trademark the abyss,along with crews to install the signature TRUMP signage.

“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate”?

[“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”?]

The Occupant is ever in search of branding opportunities. This suggests that the Trump Organization is opening up the entire Underworld to new Trump-branded phenomena. Before long I am sure there will be at least one in every one of the nine circles and perhaps in Limbo as well (although I suspect the lost souls in Limbo are too smart to fall for the Trump sales schtick).

[judygran]

A sinkhole? There’s only one fix for that - add public works to the list of things to get cut in the upcoming budget.

This will be the top priority project in the infrastructure bill.

[fiftygigs]

We are so screwed.

Trump is the honest-to-God anti-christ. Are you happy now, evangelicals? Your grandchildren are all going to die – “right to life” be damned.

[harposnarx]

Thanks Obama!

[judygran]

Coming soon – Trump Tower Inferno.

[serendipitoussomnambulist]

Could Cheato Jesus also be the Beast of the Earth? With this unexpected omen, He certainly seems He might be?

[outsidertrading618]

No, even Pruitt considers that Mar-e-coli kitchen waste constitutes a clear and present danger to National Security as a pollutant. He’s signed an executive order authorizing a Superfund cleanup.

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

This suggests that the Trump Organization is opening up the entire Underworld to new Trump-branded phenomena. Before long I am sure there will be at least one in every one of the nine circles and perhaps in Limbo as well (although I suspect the lost souls in Limbo are too smart to fall for the Trump sales schtick).

Don’t forget: a tenth circle was recently added to hell.

Though the way things have been going, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn they’re already working on an 11th.

[pmm080]

Ah… the devil has opened up the earth and will suck Don and Mar-A-Lago into the pits of hell. Fantastic!

[judygran]

Don’t forget: a tenth circle was recently added to hell.

Though the way things have been going, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn they’re already working on an 11th.

I love it. Thanks for the link. I spent entirely too much time reading that issue of the Onion.

Because people are quoting Dante in this thread, I will add that I wish #45 would follow the example of the troubadour Arnaut Daniel, whom Dante encountered in the second circle of hell (lust): “Poi s’ ascose nel foco che gli affina” – “Then he leapt back into the fire which refines them.”

[borisjimbo]

At least he knows where all the leaks are coming from now.

[vonq]

Well, good for it.