Discussion: Sinkhole Opens Up In Front Of Mar-A-Lago

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A sinkhole? Thereā€™s only one fix for that - add public works to the list of things to get cut in the upcoming budget.

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ā€œLikeā€ isnā€™t quite right, but its the best of the options offered by TPM.

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Fucking Trump, can just hear him going on and on and on and on and on about the goddamn sinkhole:

ā€œSean, over here, Sean, I need updates about this sinkhole business. You personally handle this Sean, do you hear me. This could be a problem. I canā€™t think of any know but ā€¦ do you understand Sean? Iā€™m in real estate. This is real estate. Mar a Logo Sean, ever hear of it? Important people pay me $200,000 a year. They donā€™t need a sinkhole. Oh, and find out if Obama made any comments about this Sean. Need to know. What are you doing Sean! You canā€™t open that Sean, weā€™re at 30,000 feet! Knew I should never have hired you. Loser.ā€

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My lucky day ā€“ 85 comments and I get to be the first to blame Obama moles.

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If things get serious, Trumpp may have to appoint Chris Christie to make sure that hole gets filled.

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Wink, wink, nudge, nudgeā€¦

So weā€™re finally getting that Chrono Trigger sequel?

All hail Lavos.

Sink me -a la Scarlet Pimpernel

Just the Pope showing Donald who has the real connections before his Vatican-visit.

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Since itā€™s officially the Winter/Southern White House, do the Feds or locals pay for the repairs. I say, let it grow to a 15ā€™ circumference while they decide.

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Suggestion: how about putting Freakinā€™ Franklin Graham in the sinkhole?

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Welcome back

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I donā€™t ask for much, lord; but you know what Iā€™m looking for hereā€¦

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Just a quick trade route to or from China?

Lucifer coming to take trump home?

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Keep digging that hole donnie. Keep on keepinā€™ on. DIG!!!

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Did the Israeli spy that Trounce didnā€™t mention pop out?

At the very same time Trounceā€™s fat ass started itching, coincidence?

Actually, the street puckered.

Somehow, this has to tie back to Russia.