Discussion: Sinkhole Opens Up In Front Of Mar-A-Lago

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Would someone please add an image of Spicey emerging from the sinkhole.

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In the old days, ‘The National Enquirer’ would have been all over this. Now they are part of the propaganda machinery. I’d deplore the loss of journalistic ethics but…

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Mephistopheles come to collect?

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“I love the smell of brimstone in the morning.”

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@headhunter212 , have you attempted to place Spicy at a hedge fund?

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Suggestion: Put Franklin Graham in the bushes with Spicer.

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LOL. He’s already got a job lined up.

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A pair of flamers, all right…

Oh please, please, if there is a God!

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jus’ don’ be lightin’ any matches anywhere hear that thing…

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Botched tunnel for escape to Cuba bankrolled by Eastern European oligarchs.

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Dantes Inferno Trump world The Evil is exposed to all. next fire and. brimstone

It’s too bad the president* is out of the country. I’d like him to inspect this sinkhole personally…from the bottom.

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If he loses Mar-A-Fucko to the sinkhole, the oligarchs will be in a bidding war.

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Alex Jones must be shitting his pants about now.

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This is what happens when Donnie stiffs his sinkhole contractor. Mar-e-Coli plunges into the briny depths…

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Trump will turn it into the world’s greatest sand trap, that will take him six or seven throws to get out of.

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Please, Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant me this one wish.
Just one little black hole of limited capacity.
(Twenty acres, to be precise.)

Hmm. I wonder if this will cause Comrade Cockholster to rush back to the US
to attend to this potential national tragedy.

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