Clearly the work of radical islamist terrorists… /snark
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Looks like Trump has a shortcut for when he visits his dad.
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Another sinkhole besides this one?
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Where the hell is Weekly World News, goddamit!
The Bat Boy would be coming put of that sinkhole if WWN was still in the supermarket check out line.
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“Sinkhole Opens Up In Front Of Mar-A-Lago.”
“I’ll take Fitting Metaphors for $1,000, Alex.”
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What’s up with this? I ordered locusts! And not when he was out of town, either!!
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Next time use Amazon. Bezos will make sure it goes through.
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The man doesn’t listen. We told him to stop digging.
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FL tax dollars at work to repair the street sinkhole.
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Donald will Tweet out a complaint against the City for shoddy work. This will be followed within one week by statements from the Mar-a-Lago contractor who connected the water main about not being paid and the construction inspector now working for the Trump organization.
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These things happen when you finish hollowing out the remnants of your soul.
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Satan is impatient for his prey.
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God dont like ugly
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It’s now being reported that music is emanating from the Mar-a-Lago Thars-a-Holo.
Lawyers have been dispatched to trademark the abyss,
along with crews to install the signature TRUMP signage.
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Just wait til Mar-e-Coli floods from sea-level rise from so-called “fake” global warming.
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Dear FSM,
For your consideration, there is a way for events to unfold that would make the above sentence even better:
A sinkhole opened Monday underneath President Donald Trump.
Sincerely,
JGabriel
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Who knew that Mar-e-Coli even had running water?
Back off, dude. She’s working on my prayer (for a 20-acre black hole) first!
It's a shame the main club closed on Mother's Day.
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It’s been a long time since I’ve felt as giddy as I do now imagining the powerless rage orange is feeling since he can’t leave and tend to a hole where the rain gets in (h/t Sgt. Pepper).
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