Discussion: Sinkhole Opens Up In Front Of Mar-A-Lago

[jackster]

[maximus]

Hopefully, the repair crew hits a sanitary sewer line and natural gas line simultaneously, so the Mar-e-Coli shit can really hit the fan…

[littlegirlblue]

Sinkhole forms in front of Mar-a-Lago; metaphors pour in

[nymund]

Takes one look at Trump’s firstborn who happens to be Donald Jr. and goes “never mind. I’m good!”

[vlharpley]

The Gate to Hell.

[outsidertrading618]

Thank you Lord!

[spencersmom]

The man doesn’t listen. We told him to stop digging.

This is clearly the work of the Obamas and the Clintons. Believe me.

[gailefranz]

The irony is delicious…incredibly delicious.

[maximus]

Donnie, here’s a fitting theme song for you.

Tried to be cool
Tried to play it legit
Tried to dance around the trouble now I’m standing in it
And I just can’t believe that the whole world’s laughing at me
The kids in the street the ladies up-town
Everybodies smiling but the guy with the frown
And I can hardly believe that the whole world’s laughing at me
They say at playing the fool everyone must take a turn
But when the spotlight lands on you it burns oh how it burns
You never learn
Can’t try it again
There’s no way to restart
No turning back the clock
And unbreaking my heart
And I just can’t believe that the whole world’s laughing at me
Yeah, the whole world’s laughing
Just can’t believe that the whole world’s laughing at me
Why me
No I just can’t believe that the whole world’s laughing at me

[sanni]

and the Deep State, and the media, and the leakers.

[boidster]

“City of Palm Beach and State of Florida Combine Resources to Shut Dangerous, Gaping Hole at Mar-A-Lago”

[the_loan_arranger]

Feed me, Seymour.

[sysprog]

HAHAHAHAHA…this is great.

[old_curmudgeon]

Could it grow and devour the whole thing? Here’s hoping!

[loss_mentality]

Donnie planned this - it’s a trap for paid anarchist liberal running dog protesters. Of course, being a Donnie idea, it didn’t go to plan… It opened early, when no protesters were around.

[junebug]

Get the people out first, and I say yes.

[booch221]

It’s a portent, sign, signal, token, omen…

[imkmu3]

Try to imagine Obama in the photo instead of Trump. Yep, brain matter would blanket the USA.

[tiowally]

I wonder if Colbert or Myers will be able to do anything with this story? /s

If not, here’s a slew of jokes, courtesy of the Town of Palm Beach Twitter feed:

Town of Palm Beach (townpalmbeach)

Could it grow and devour the whole thing?

That’s what I’m praying for.

[antisachetdethe]

They discovered Malaria’s escape tunnel?