If “Make America Work Again” had been the first night’s theme, maybe more time would have been spent on Melania’s speech.
Kimberlin Brown was best known for her roles in ‘90s dramas “The Young and the Restless” and “The Bold and the Beautiful.”
Yes, but has she posed naked on a rug?
Someone will have to regale us from the podium about how we’re losing all our jobs overseas and domestic factories are closing due to Benghazi, the Iranian nuclear deal and Obama’s denial of being a Muslim.
Second night is pretty much guaranteed to be another version of sh*tshow number one.
Trump’s 22-year-old daughter ,Tiffany, described on the convention’s site as a “fashion model, singer, and influential presence on social media,” is also slated to address the crowd in Cleveland.
SHE’S gonna tell America how Rump is gonna create jobs. Because she is a “influential presence on social media,” Uh huh. And ol’ sleepy eyes Carson? Guaranteed crazy coming our way.
EDIT TO ADD: Read that Melanoma came to this country on an H-1B visa. She apparently qualified under a provision that allows foreign models entry into the country. Wonder how Rump’s acolytes feel about that or would they even care?
The roster screams of B and C listers happy for any moment on stage they can get.
Carson also lists himself as an influential presence in women’s restrooms.
This slogan sounds way too close to being a conservative dog whistle.
Can’t you just hear Trump saying it right now? “We’re going to make those Welfare Queens work again.” Or perhaps Pence saying, "Let’s get those Darkies back in the fields chopping cotton on our plantations again?
We are on to these Republican propagandists. They have to insert this kind of racism throughout their campaign to appease the Palin People. Unless Trump delivers this Dixiecrat/Aryan Nation stuff, the GOP base will not be happy.
Reince Preibus isn’t fooling anyone any longer. His is the White Supremacist Party and they even selected Pence because one look at him and all you can say is, “Hey, Whitey.”
For the sake of their future careers, it might be wise for all of these people to say they didn’t know what they were getting into before accepting an invitation and taking the stage.
Their appearance tonight will insure they are never A listers.
A few thoughts…
First, wake me up when it’s over or I’ll be forced to set my alarm.
Secondly, having Ultimate Fighting Championship president Dana White is when they should’ve used the smoke machine and insisted on a dramatic entrance if they really wanted a schlock grand entry.
Third, what’s with all the legacy babies that never had to work a day in their lives and had inherited wealth to fall back on? That’s not about making jobs for anyone, but only themselves. Ah yes, the malefactors of great wealth strike again.
Fourth, that wine guy…Unless he’s serving that shit there (probably more like rotgut), he’s a waste to have up on the stage because honestly, if I was in that arena, I’d be feeling a need to be completely drunk off by ass by now.
Fifth, The Mountain State? Haven’t Republican W.Virginians decided to blow the shit off of all the tops of their mountains over the last several years? Pretty soon they’ll be calling it the Gravel State, Senator Ca-pi-to.
And lastly, Doctor Ben?? Not again. They need their heads examined to have this guy on stage. Fortunately for them, he’ll be doing MRI screenings following the event for any happy campers still left in the arena, who haven’t been put to sleep by this asshole.
Sorry I didn’t include the soap opera star. I have no clue who she is. Haven’t watched soap operas since I was in college, in-between classes at the student union, while trying to catch a break…but I’ll tell you, those were the days of “Luke and Laura”… and that shit was gooood back then. I doubt this woman even comes close.
Monday: Make America Safe Again
Tuesday: Make America Work Again
Wednesday: Make America White Again
Thursday: Make America a Corporatist Theocracy For The First Time
Heard she’s been lying about graduating from college at an architecture school, too. Lasted one year before becoming a model or whatever.
It’s going to be “Make America Work Like Mexicans” night. Hence the avocado farmer.
Did Trump claim he wanted to create jobs just for citizens?? Well??
Besides which citizen would want the job of Trumps wife.
How else to check birth certificate gender?
I am really wishing the folks from Mystery Science Theater 3000 would come out of retirement to make absurd comments on this thing in real time.
More of the yuuuge entertainment Trump promised. This guy is big-time showing America he just can’t deliver.
No, but she can swallow whole avocados without gagging. Hey, it’s out there. It’s what I heard.
Perhaps one the Trumps will talk about how they are going to bring back Asian sweatshops that produce Trump apparel. Along with reducing the minimum wage and child labor laws.
Donald was going to ask his minister and favorite professor to speak tonight. But he forgot he’s never needed to pray as a trust fund baby and someone else always took exams for him in college.
None of his three marriages began in a house of worship. He only goes there if someone dies for a funeral. And Trump was too busy hustling easy marks to get to know anyone in school.
In looking into Trump’s past, it’s safe to say that either nobody seems to remember him or they are sorry they ever met him?