Discussion: Shorter, Weirder Speaker Roster Lined Up For ‘Make America Work Again’ Night

Where did they get Senator Capito from? She sounds like an almost reasonable person.

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I’m still disappointed that during Melania’s “speech” last night they didn’t use her nude layouts as backdrop.

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So…she’s multi-talented, not just a talent of singular proportions?

Btw, I love that magazine cover where Donnie Douchebag is pointing at her tits, indicating “she’s my gal…so proud!” Like I say, what a douchebag.

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That is the theme of Whitey’s speech tomorrow.

Tune in and watch Pence crack the whip like an overseer on one of Leslie Graham’s forefathers’ plantations…or bore you to death accounting how he switched from Democrat to Republican when St. Reagan anointed him as a Christian Right archangel.

Maybe a good thing
You can’t make this shit up

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I’m a terrible person - this utterly delights me. I can’t stop laughing joyfully.

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[quote=“tena, post:28, topic:40688, full:true”]
I’m a terrible person - this utterly delights me. I can’t stop laughing joyfully.
[/quote]Hey, Donald mocked us disabled people and not a one of them called his ass on it. They deserve this.

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O totally - for so many reasons. It is so fitting that I almost can’t stand it.

I’m so glad that Clinton made an ad out of his mockery of a disabled person because that is the height of fascism - the first people Hitler went after were the disabled.

It’s just another eliminationist gesture and they all deserve far worse than a norovirus attack.

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Sounds like a topic tailor-made for young, slim, rich Anna Wintour protegee Tiffany…

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“Shorter, Weirder Speaker Roster Lined Up For ‘Make America Work Again’ Night.”

The GOP is desperate for “Make America Forget” night.

Following on the heels of “Make America Listen To A Stolen Speech” night.

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My dad has the best child support checks.

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If you asked 1,000 people on the street if they knew who Natalie Gulbis is, nobody would know. Shoot, not even golf fans would know. They had to dig deep for that one. Shorter, weirder… they might as well go to the cast of “The Wizard of Oz”.

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To save time, Tiffany Trump will address the Convention from a rapidly exiting black SUV…

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You forgot to mention that Donald Jr’s speech will include his famous “I have a dream” section.

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What time does today’s shit-show begin?

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The headline says tonight’s roster is weirder than last nights. I didn’t know how, but I read the lineup and have to agree.

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I was hoping for Tyrion Lannister.

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No Lanisters are scheduled to speak at the convention because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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She has the Rockefeller seat

She won it when Jay retired and state democrats didn’t realize that Joe Manchin couldn’t be everywhere

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