Well when one is an adult but the size of a ten year old…you’re sort of on their level.
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“'Eee’s not ‘pining for the fjords’–'ee’s passed on!”
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“I’ll go to Alabama, do some things and then that will clarify things a little more before I worry about making a statement.”
So he hasn’t gone home yet? What’s he waiting for, is he expecting Trump to take him back? Did the wife say don’t come home until you found yourself another job? Is he waiting for the University of Alabama Law School to find him a professor’s position? Maybe he’ll go home when it’s time to harvest some crop, he should be good at that considering his lack of height.
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The Senate is missing their idiot.
Without Session’s there is a constant debate on who is the most stupid.
Well, you certainly don’t want to hang out with dragons while they’re at war…
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Yes, and it is a crowded contest.
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Not a fan of Kate McKinnon I guess.
Her Jeff Sessions as half possum is classic.
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Maybe a local judge could appoint him as a pro bono attorney for a three year old refugee child.
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oh i LOVE Kate McKinnon ever since I saw her in the female ghostbusters remake - she was the best thing in that movie
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Dammit, you’re too fast for me.
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He needs to have a few more conversations with certain investigators.
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She’s one of the most gifted women in comedy I think. Plus she has the most deliciously creamy skin. If I wasn’t old, married and straight I’d be all over her. hahahahahahahaha
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Some of our (still) legal Oregon cannabis would help him clear his mind.
" I had thought I might run for my old seat, but I didn’t know my new job baking cookies inside this hollow tree would be so rewarding! "
Those cookies won’t bake themselves, right?
However, I think people have had it wrong all along about Sessions.
He’s not the Keebler Elf.
With all the shoes that have been dropping, I think this is what he, Flynn, and Gates have been up to:
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No need for that. Enough to criticize without making fun of a physical attribute over which he had no control. Like skin color you know?
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They already have the tomatoes ready if you try to come back.
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Another snide remark over his height. He had no more control over his height than he did over his skin color. Criticize him for what he’s said or done but not his physical appearance.
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Is Sessions out of the legal weeds yet? Besides perjuring himself in his confirmation hearing, I have no doubt he’s been involved in very questionable associations with very questionable people.
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Butt the Senate needs you, Jeff! It’s been almost two years since the chamber had a decent scarecrow.