Discussion: Sessions: ‘No’ I Don’t Miss The Senate

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“I could go back and spend time in the woods.”

If he’s seeking solitude I bet I could find a jail cell with his name number on it.

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The nation doesn’t miss Sessions’ archaic beliefs about race or democracy, either.

Good riddance. May he disappear forever into the fever swamps of Alabama.

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Ah yes, the more time with the family thing to throw us off the scent of his real plans, that is to run against Doug Jones in 2020. Because communing with children under 10 years old is so fulfilling.

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Private prison industry board seat in 3, 2, 1…

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“I’m too busy to miss the Senate. The local chapter just elected me Grand Wizard.”

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If only he’d walk into the woods and get lost…

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“I could go back and spend time in the woods.”

Did he just admit to being a Keebler Elf?

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The Senate doesn’t miss you either.

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He could fire all those costly elves and have prisoners bake the cookies for 67 cents per hour.

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‘No’ I Don’t Miss The Senate

Ahm akshooally pahning fuh Middle Earuth, wheyah ah used ta hang out with dwawfs, balrawgs, giant spahduhs, an’ antebellum dragons.

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“Well, OK, sometimes I do…”

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Either that or a possum.

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you called it

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The man doesn’t need to work any more, he can sit back and enjoy the millions he took in ___ while a Senator.

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I bet he misses the cabinet even less.

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possums are useful animals that eat many garden pests - they also eat the ticks that cause lyme disease

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Well, actually it is (and it’s certainly an improvement over communing with anyone in the Trump administration.)

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