We have the best investigators five minutes can buy.
These GOP led committees are running these congressional hearings like theyâre Kitty Carlyle on âTo Tell The Truthâ.
I am A Idiot is certainly one approach you can take towards congressional oversight.
Republicans need a motto. Whatâs Latin for âAnswer no questions, responsible for nothing?â
At least he didnât pay for any universal remotes. Might as well write a check for a pair of breeding jackalopes as buy one of those.
Spanky: âOnly the best people.â
Another lie.
"âGentlemanâs time is expired.â
The official motto of GOP âoversightâ.
Non responde quaestiones, responsible for nihil
OMG! I just want to reach out and smack him with that smug attitude⌠and Iâm practically a pacifist.
He clearly believes this is all for show. Inconsequential. So heâs gaming it.
Typical delusions of the most corrupt. Yanukovich (ex-prez of Ukraine) exhibited similar smugness⌠until about 3 hours before he fled the country.
I knew Iâd seen that dumbfounded look before.
âLocked and shitloadedâ
The kakistocracy lurches backward and forwards at pace. The governance equivalent of Jack Bennyâs 1923 Maxwell.
Made further apparent by Pruitt first answering âI donât know what a biometric lock isâ, and then when one is described, answers âthatâs my understandingâ. WTF? Either you know or you donât.
And no-one called him on that.
Yeah, he was just playing a big game of âbeat the clockâ⌠time for some serious indictments.
Youâre more merciful than I. I want to inject boiling sulfuric acid into his veins though an I.V.
Might I suggest German instead?
This episode of âIâd Rather You Believe Me Incompetent Than Know Iâm Corruptâ was brought to you by the letter $.
Futue te ipsum I believe is the phrase
Yes. Life is hell now. But Mel Blanc makes it better. The voice of Bugs Bunny. Thatâs all you have to say. Heâs in heaven now, playing cribbage with Michelangelo and Charlie Parker. This is not snark.
I am betting there are a few of the younger folk going Kitty who? Hell I saw her and never knew why she was a celeb. Was she actually somebody or did she just wander on to set one day and no one thought to ask?
Off to Goggle again.
Only the best assholes in this administration.