Discussion: 'Seriously, What Is A Biometric Lock': How Pruitt Dealt With Tough Questions

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We have the best investigators five minutes can buy.

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These GOP led committees are running these congressional hearings like they’re Kitty Carlyle on “To Tell The Truth”.

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I am A Idiot is certainly one approach you can take towards congressional oversight.

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Republicans need a motto. What’s Latin for “Answer no questions, responsible for nothing?”

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At least he didn’t pay for any universal remotes. Might as well write a check for a pair of breeding jackalopes as buy one of those.

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Spanky: “Only the best people.”

Another lie.

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"“Gentleman’s time is expired.”

The official motto of GOP “oversight”.

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Non responde quaestiones, responsible for nihil

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OMG! I just want to reach out and smack him with that smug attitude… and I’m practically a pacifist.

He clearly believes this is all for show. Inconsequential. So he’s gaming it.

Typical delusions of the most corrupt. Yanukovich (ex-prez of Ukraine) exhibited similar smugness… until about 3 hours before he fled the country.

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I knew I’d seen that dumbfounded look before.

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“Locked and shitloaded”

The kakistocracy lurches backward and forwards at pace. The governance equivalent of Jack Benny’s 1923 Maxwell.

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Made further apparent by Pruitt first answering ‘I don’t know what a biometric lock is’, and then when one is described, answers ‘that’s my understanding’. WTF? Either you know or you don’t.

And no-one called him on that.

Yeah, he was just playing a big game of “beat the clock”… time for some serious indictments.

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You’re more merciful than I. I want to inject boiling sulfuric acid into his veins though an I.V.

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Might I suggest German instead?

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This episode of “I’d Rather You Believe Me Incompetent Than Know I’m Corrupt” was brought to you by the letter $.

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Futue te ipsum I believe is the phrase

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Yes. Life is hell now. But Mel Blanc makes it better. The voice of Bugs Bunny. That’s all you have to say. He’s in heaven now, playing cribbage with Michelangelo and Charlie Parker. This is not snark.

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I am betting there are a few of the younger folk going Kitty who? Hell I saw her and never knew why she was a celeb. Was she actually somebody or did she just wander on to set one day and no one thought to ask?

Off to Goggle again.

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Only the best assholes in this administration.

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