Discussion: 'Seriously, What Is A Biometric Lock': How Pruitt Dealt With Tough Questions

Oh hahahaha…he is such a card. ‘C’mon boys…let this one go. Donnie is getting really pissed. I have regulations I need to gut!’

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Five words: “A Night at the Opera”.

Google that

(PS: It’s “Carlisle” – and “the stateroom scene” may be the most classic in all of comedy film.)

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How did he handle the Cone of Silence questions?

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You’re such a TV buff that I’ll bet you watch old gameshows on the Game Show Network.

He was speaking to his staff in his soundproof phone booth when he demanded that they install biometric locks. Thus ensuring there would be no record of the conversation that could come back to bite him.

Considering that the booth is confirmed to be unsuitable and uncertified for secure communications of classified information (as a SCIF), it’s pretty clear that the booth is just another tool for him to secretly barter away our environmental health to his business buddies, while circumventing government record keeping requirements.

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Beat me to it. Singer, actress. She was also married to Moss Hart (playwright, author, theater director).

And two hard-boiled eggs.

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Seriously, what tough questions? All I’ve heard are softball questions and Puritt’s never ending lies. Clearly this man is one of the most corrupt members of America’s most corrupt administration. Disgraceful!

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If he’s as old as I am, he remembers watching Kitty on “To Tell The Truth” when it was originally broadcast.

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It is well known that the use of the passive voice is required in government-related written and oral communication.

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After three martinis.

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Tough for Pruitt. Or any of Lying Littledick’s minions, for that matter.

But for an honest, semi-intelligent person? No problem.

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I remember seeing it, but I think @irasdad is a lot younger than me.

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Well done.

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As horrible a reality as that would be, when I read your post I laughed and laughed and laughed…

There’s a testament to the horror of it all.

(And as fate would have it, Neil Young’s song “After the Gold Rush” was playing when I turned the radio on just now, and he was singing the line, “…look at Mother Nature on the run…”!)

Kismets, Synchronicities and Coincidences, oh my!

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LOL. My siblings and I would watch reruns of it on rainy afternoons while waiting for the Three Stooges to come on. Wait. Yikes. Maybe they weren’t reruns. How old am I???

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Wouldn’t that eat right through the IV line before it got to him? I know nothing about boiling sulfuric acid but am just guessing.

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Well, if that’s true, then we can just ignore everything he writes, because he’s a youngun.

WHO HAD BETTER GET OFFA MY LAWN BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!

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Not only is he a youngun, but he’s one of them smarty alecs, too.

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It would eat through the IV lines. It would not affect his veins, though; these have so much toxic waste in them that a little sulfuric acid won’t have any effect at all. And whatever is in there now dissolved his brain years ago.

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They say the memory is the second thing to go. I wish I could remember what the first thing is.

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