Grandmaās going to fold like a fucking doily.
āThe avalanche has started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.ā
Oh FFS ā Kabuki Collins was never going to vote noā¦ neither would Mecurial Merkowski. The question will be whether or not the Democrats will hold together, gum up the works and otherwise get Kavanaugh to own his past rulings and paper trail.
Keeping āan open mindā on a candidate who clearly should be rejected (on several very reasonable grounds) is just code for āI am biding my time until I can figure out how to get away with saying yes.ā
āIt seems to me,
Iāve heard that song before,
Itās from an old familiar scoreā¦ā
Please. Just. Stop. We know what youāre going to do.
Wow, that was quick. Like a house of cards in a tornado.
Shorter Collins and Murkowski: āso long as Kavanaugh lies about his actual anti-abortion views, and his opinion that Trump is above the law, we will confirm him. After all, heās a Republican.ā
They will keep an open mind and then vote yes no matter what he says or does.
No one here thought they were going to save you, did they?
Itās goddamn fuckinā tiring and torturous weāll have to see/hear their VeryVerySeriousAndDeeplyConcerned faces/comments till the day they hand a hammer to Turtle and he puts another nail in the judiciary.
Play it again, Senators.
Actually, Iād prefer you didnāt, but itās the only tune you know.
TPM, The president wouldnāt have nominated The Kav if Mitch couldnāt deliver the votes. Please, donāt fall for the faux drama.
Put on your most sincere face, Senator.
Your āopen mindā is nothing but an air-head.
Be honest.
Youāre trolling for an excuse to sniff Trumpās bicycle seat.
^
Itās true. These women have no feck!
So they would be ā¦ feckless? Now where did I hear that word recently? Samantha Bee?
āSenators Key To Kavanaughās Confirmation Keeping An āOpen Mindā
Senators Key To Kavanaughās Confirmation Searching for An Open Mic
FIFY
āIām important!!! Iām key to this decision!!! Look at me, look at me, Iām key, Iām keeeeeeey!!! Gosh, I just donāt know what Iām gonna do yet!!! Ask me again tomorrowā¦and the next dayā¦and the next dayā¦and the next dayā¦ā
Bullshit. Kavanagh has already been as good as confirmed. Neither Collins nor Mukowski has the stones to hold him up and Manchin is a fucking guaranteed vote for anything Trump wants.
In other words, theyāll vote like good little Nazisā¦
Theyāll fold like cheap lawn chairs. Pathetic.
Mitch McConnell will listen thoughtfully and attentively to the comments and concerns of Senators Collins and Murkowski until he decides itās time for them to bring him a sandwich.
Commence the open-mindedness: