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Marco Rubio is the candidate they most want to buy. Thatâs just rich (pun intended).
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All the money in the world and Marco Rubio is the best they can buy? Dayâummmmm.
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They have billions of dollars but are too stupid to know that they arenât going to win a state that Romney lost with a far right wing candidate.
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And so Rubio can now make his house of straw and fill it with straw men. And put a straw into his water bottle. Big deal.
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If THIS is what the 1% really believes will win the WH, then Dems donât have much to worry about. At all. There are some in FL who believe that even his Senate seat is in jeopardy.
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I was thinking they should run Bradley Cooper, since people think heâs Chris Kyle, and that Kyle is awesome. But no word if Bradley Cooper is a republican.
Alice Cooper is tho. So maybe theyâll tap him.
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Oh my fucking god! Rubio won a STRAW POLL against unnamed other candidates!!! Stop the presses. Hold your twitter feed! THIS IS BIG, BIG, BIG NEWS!!!11!1!!! Iâm so overwhelmed that I canât even think straight!
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How many of the Kochsâ seventeen political organizations are tax-exempt âeducationalâ groups?
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Well, it makes sense that they want the dumbest of the bunchânot the craziest,
just the dumbest.
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âWe got a deep benchâ
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No doubt. Thatâs some pretty shoddy reporting, tooâŚyou canât even find out everyone that was on the âballotâ? Cruz was on it, but they donât know how he fared?
I can tell you two candidates that were definitely not in the poll, and one that probably wasnât. Bush and Romney were not on it, and Walker probably wasnât. Its part of the same reason Bush and Romney skipped the Iowa Freedumb Summit. To create the perception of two tiers of candidates. The ârealâ ones like them, and the also rans that include everyone else.
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The Kochâs and theyâre cronies have seen that Rubio has the âflexibilityâ they want. He was a big sponsor of immigration reform⌠until the crazy base pushed back. Heâs wobbled on Common Core, and hedged on everything else. Rubio is like a rubber ball - heâll roll in whatever direction heâs pushed.
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From now on, the republicant policy is to do the opposite of what they think they should do. Just like George Castanza. There is method to their madness.
All kidding aside, this is bye bye Marco. After all, heâs the biggest threat to Jebbie.
âSen. Rubio Wins Straw Poll Of Koch Brothers Donorsâ
Poll Shows Wealthy Elitist White Conservatives Still Think Running a Token is How to Fix Their Demographic Problems.
FIFY
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Actually, this was probably done and released to the press (sort of) to embellish Rubioâs credentials as a VP nominee. Though I think his chances at even that diminish greatly if Bush is the nominee.
Barring a Bush nomination, Rubio is a pretty easy sell as a VP. He is from Florida and he is Hispanic. Of course, he is a Cuban American, which doesnât help at all with rest of the Hispanics (the ones that tend to vote Democrat), but I doubt rest of the GOP field can figure that one out. Brown skin and name with lots of vowelsâŚthatâs good enough for them.
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You better watch out, Marco H-2-0
Randy Pâs got a shot gun for drone protectionâŚ
âflexibilityâ
i.e. Open MouthâŚInsert Koch
This is as much about the Kocks ego and them saying that they have the power to elect the President as anything. They donât in fact have that power because their dumber than they are rich and by backing Rubio, they prove it.
Give Rubio a billion dollars and you have a wealthy loser.
The billion dollars would be spent much wiser helping the nationâs neediest but that is just a false flag that the Kocks fly.
Straw polls elect no one, in fact it is just about a death blow to win them. Considering the fact that Rubio is already a dead man walking, this pollâs only worth is to show the Kock gut.
They already bought him. This means heâs received this new yearâs âLeast Buyer Remorse Manâ award - the coveted LeBerMan.