Poor little rich boys: all the money one could ever want and can’t even pick someone capable of carrying water.
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First they announce they’ll spend a billion, and right after the Dems say ‘we can’t compete with that’, they buy a kewpie doll.
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All of them.
“Rubio came in first ahead of the four other would-be candidates, in the poll, which was conducted by GOP pollster Frank Luntz. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) came in last. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) was also an option in the poll”
Does that make Ted Cruz the poor man’s Marco Rubio ?
Or maybe Marco Rubio the rich man’s Ted Cruz ?
Get it straight. Marco is the tallest midget and Ted is the smartest imbecile. A matched pair of conservative cubanitos.
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That’s actually good news because he’s unelectable as any of them.
I’m hoping Walker runs as I think more national exposure will make him more indictable.
Ahh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I can’t even begin to figure out what their metrics were that put Rubio at the top of the list.
Now we just need Sheldon Adelson to make an equally stupid bet. Ben Carson? Carly Fiorina? Palin is too much to hope for.
And FWIW, his chances at even that diminish to nothing if Bush is the nominee, unless one of them can quickly establish legal residency in a state other than Florida. (I think even Rubio’s tea-stained copy of the Constitution includes that provision.)
Anti-Communist Rubio wins Koch Bros. Pro-John Birch Society straw poll among hamstrung donor class.
Shocking. Just shocking.
Throwing money behind this liar because of poll results taken by Frank Luntz: priceless.
I’d be curious to know if Walker (R-Kochistan) was part of the poll. Two candidates aren’t mentioned. I believe the Koch’s have their hard-ons for Walker all the way (or better said…Walker has a hard-on for the Kochs)…so this Rubio vote may be nothing more than a booby prize of some sort.