Discussion: Sen. Orrin Hatch's Office Reminds Google That He Isn't Dead

Perhaps they meant “dead inside,” in which case death occurred long before 2017.

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Nah. I think Wiki is correct. Hatch has been dead for a while.

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Did they offer proof of life? Those possibly photoshopped pictures aren’t enough.

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How can they be sure?

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Ha ha. That twitter thread is funny. But no one pointed out he “died” on 9/11?

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No, just his legislative legacy is.

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Alternative Facts, Senator.

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Well, we know that his brain died some time ago. But someone at Google doesn’t understand the concept of zombies and the undead.

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Wishful thinking is my guess.

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And here’s Senator Hatch at a party …

at the beach …

riding in a golf cart …

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TecH companies are anti-ConservativE. THEy only run FAKE news ON FAcebook rather THAN true conservative NEWs, and THEY VIRTUALLy KILL senators .

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*I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can lie
I am not dead yet
Even though I’ve said good-bye
I am not dead yet
No apologies
Can I kiss Trump’s ass because I’m not yeeetttt dead!

Apologies to Eric Idle and anyone who’s ever played Patsy in Spamalot

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Orrin’s coming to get you, Barbara…

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I dunno. Has anyone checked his pulse?

Aww, too bad.

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Not just Hatch, the entire Republican Party is dead. We’re left with some sort of zombie version that’s relentlessly eating America’s brains.

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They’re half right. He’s been brain dead since January 20, 2009.

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Are you sure? Does he know it?

To be fair to google, mccain has shown more activity this year than hatch.

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