Discussion: Sean Hannity Revealed To Be Michael Cohen's Mystery Client

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My, my, my! One is left to ponder if Hannity needed the services of Cohen for hush money, abortion bribes, rent boys, drug buys, money laundering - gosh, the list of possibilities seems endless!

And it would be irresponsible not to speculate…

:smiling_imp:

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That’s gonna leave a mark…

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This is the weirdest reality show ever.

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I just spat coffee all over my poor little dog laughing so damn hard. This is pure comedy gold.

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BOOM! Welp, so much for Hannity’s career.
(((snicker…schadenfreude kicks into overdrive)))
What’s Cohen “fixing” for ol’ Sean? Hmmmm?
Is this a reprise of several others who recently were removed from Fox News?
Billo for one. Bet’cha Stormy might’a been involved…

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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“Michael Cohen’s attorney revealed in open court Monday that Sean Hannity is the mystery third client Cohen alluded to in previous court filings…”

“Several reporters on the scene report that Mr. Kimmel suffered what is described as ‘a major Schadenfreude event’ before being rushed to Cedars-Sinai.”

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I wonder who the mistress was, and how much of her settlement money Keith Davidson kept.

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Best. Monday. Ever.

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There’s the back & forth channel to Fox. Trump never speaks to them. Cohen gets the show tips from Hannity, Pirro, et. al. He tells Trump. Trump does the the hype tweet.
Likewise, Trump let’s them know in advance, through Cohen, who he’s going to bomb, fire, or hire.
Wow… I wonder if they have Cohen’s communications as the go-between :thinking:

ETA:
They thought it was all atty/client protected…

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This is what happens when you retain a lawyer because he agrees with you and always tells you what you want to hear, rather than based on the lawyer’s legal abilities.

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I’m dreaming. I just read that Sean Hannity is the mystery guest behind door #3!.

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Bingo. The number 1 fact about Cohen is that he does not offer bona fide legal services. He is an underworld operator. Hannity is so fucked. What exquisite pleasure.

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Oh man, oh man, I haven’t stopped grinning yet!!

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Is it too much to ask Karma that he settled with another guy?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you.

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Everyone gets a free Like. I’m not even going to read the comments!

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Oh myyyy… TOO. MUCH. SCHADENFREUDE!!!

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This may involve more than a simple firing. This could send Sean to jail.

ETA For god’s sake somebody at TPM run, do not walk, to wherever the servers are kept and turn the thermostat all the way down.

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Your “Essential Consultants LLC” jokes here.

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