Discussion: Sean Hannity Revealed To Be Michael Cohen's Mystery Client

Duuuuuuuuuuude! Yes, Lawd, this is wonderful! I don’t really have much else to add that doesn’t involve laughing and grunts.
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I’m going with Ali Velshi’s understated reaction - β€œThis is getting really weird.” (apologies to krux) Then Velshi noted that all 3 of Cohen’s clients were on the national RNC finance committee.

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Seems like a planned vacation coming up for Sean to celebrate Holy Week!

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Sean’s Purity of Essence is at stake.

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Unsure what this implies but if it makes Shamitty sweat I’m all for it :+1:

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I predict it will only enhance his career at Fox News. Those crazy republicans literally think β€œIt’s ok if I do it.”

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Most interesting thing about this is not that Hannity’s a client, but that Broidy wasn’t. That suggests Hannity and Cohen may have been up to something more than a hush-money payoff for Hannity. I wonder if Hannity was the go-between for Fox pervs and Cohen’s pay-off machine?

@tena @mattinpa

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Many, many, many, many, many people are talking about it. Not me – I would never do so. But many, many, many people are.

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Witch hunt witch hunt
They caught Sean fricking Hannity

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Matt, nobody likes a tease. :joy::joy:

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Swear to the Maker we were hauled into an alternate universe back on 11/6/16 and this is the proof.

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If anything, Trump got a little bump (in the polls, you pervs) out of the Stormy revelations. Hard to see anything short of live boys or dead girls denting Hannity with that shared audience.

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The plot sickens. The plot thickens (a reference to Trump, Broidy, and Hannity’s girth…).

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A Cedars-Sinai trauma unit staffer, speaking on the condition of anonymity because she wasn’t authorized to speak on Mr. Kimmel’s condition, described the event as just one of many Schadenfreudegasms that they’d been seeing in their trauma unit lately.

They are preparing for many more such events in the near future.

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Now, an MSNBC legal analyst just said that if the Cohen team had left this alone and let the taint team go through the documents, they likely wouldn’t have revealed Hannity’s name. So it’s their own stupidity that exposed this - have I got that right?

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Are we having too much fun yet? We have to have fun whether we like it or not.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to run for paper towels to clean up all the coffee that came out my nose when I read this.

Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day…eh, Sean?

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Dear Lord above, is it too much to ask for this boiled potato of a man to get smashed in a very public and embarassing way?

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I’m dead.
Never in a million moochspans.

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NY Daily News headline in coming days: β€œHannity & Trump in Golden Shower shocker!”

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