Yeah, Mooch, this is exactly like abolishing slavery! Except for the goals, the details, and the greatness of the president.
Whenever I hear someone tell me the Republicans just cannot be anymore disgustingly inappropriate and/or deliberately offensive, they always prove me right â they sure can. With flying colors, too.
Heâs right. We are slaves to health care and need to be freed, just like the slaves before the Civil War.
I watched this earlier - he said nothing at all remotely controversial. The headline of this article is pure trolling clickbait - or fake news, as itâs known these days. Sorry to disappoint.
"Some of the most lauded, revered people in history had initial difficulties in doing the things they wanted to do, and so did Donald Trump. So what do we know? Itâs too early to answer your question. Or not answer it, because your question was about how Trump feels, but who even remembers that now? God damn I am good at this. Look at me! I was on Air Force One! Got the napkin images to prove it!
Anyway, this subject is frivolous when we have many questions about the Presidentâs number one maybe-fictional fan Dylan aka PICKLES. WE DEMAND A THREAD ABOUT PICKLES.
Oh. Well then.
Mooch is truly proving himself to be Trumpâs âmini-me.â He sees the entire world as one coarse hypebole after another. Before making a claim like this, Mooch should spend a lifetime living in slave conditions. . . . .In fact, that sounds like a great idea Mooch, take Trump with you!
And for the record, let us make clear that Trump is NOTHING like Lincoln. In fact, his comments make it clear the our âpresident" knows absolutely NOTHING about Lincoln except that an one time oleâ Abe may have been a President.
I almost canât wait for the ICâs tapes of collusion, peeing on Ivanka and underage Russian girls, Russian money laundering, all the higher-up GOP officials knowingly taking Russian laundered money, etc., to be made public during the trial of the century. Assets frozen, as many as possible of these traitors locked up for life and on and on.
Patience, BC. Patience.
Very OT, but this is really sad. And should be posted in as many places as possible.
https://twitter.com/roqchams/status/890319129919369216
hyperbole: NOUN: exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
I like presidents who donât wear top hats, ok? Whatâs he hiding in there?
The noose is tightening. To a great extent the eventual victim is doing the tightening. Pour another drink. Itâll be worth waiting for. 
O thank you massa for freeing us poor folk from the terror of life and giving us the freedom of death.
After a long painful illness we canât afford to have treated unless we are one of those who fly in first class - then we get doctors and medicine etc.
The rest of you get a rattle from a Shaman to shake.
Team of rivals? When has Trump once tried working with the Dems? All he does is trash them on twitter. Really getting tired of the Lincoln comparisons. Trump is definitely a legend in his own mind.
Thank you for that - even though it wasnât meant for me.
Still this week so far - itâs only Wednesday, has seemed that much more surreal than last week - is that just me? The cray cray is getting so much worse it seems.
Perhaps Mr. Tramp would like to go see a play.
If you asked Dump - or ScaryMooch for that matter - who is on the $5 bill, theyâd say, âWhatâs a $5 bill?â
Exhortations to patience are mostly meant for me. Itâs hard. Itâs hard on all of us. But Beattyâs right. And so are the legal and investigative experts I read. You know yourself Iâm sureâit takes time to build a case, and the more complex the case, the more time it takes. Du calme, mes amis.
Is John Hinckley out? If not, what say you and I go bust him out ⌠just for the play, that is.