Discussion: Santorum Jokes: Kenyan Gov't Is Trying To Prove Obama Wasn't Born There

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Run, Rick run! We Democrats understand your sense of humor, and will laugh at your jokes. Too bad you will not understand why.

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And Virginia’s government is actually developing proof that Rick Santorum isn’t actually a moronic asshole.

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“The Kenyan government is actually developing proof that Barack Obama was actually born in America,” he said.

There was light applause from the crowd, but little audible laughter. Santorum moved on.

Yeah, that’s a real knee slapper. On just about every measure, Obama has been one of the most successful presidents in nearly a century. Just because hilariously stupid, racist GOPers refuse to acknowledge those successes doesn’t mean the rest of the world agrees. But keep at it. I honestly believe one of the big issues the GOP will have to overcome in 2016 will be their’s and their base’s rabid hatred for a successful, popular president who is a beast, an oratory genius on the campaign trail.

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Funnee! A bit inapt, because he’s popular enough to be President and you’re unpopular enough to have lost your Senate seat by 18 points. But still, quite droll, well done.

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I guess CPAC is derp central with each new speaker trying to out do the former with even ore outlandish pronouncements. I am sure there will be more in the next day or two. Rush Limbaugh hasn’t got a chance of catching up with these folks.

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Meanwhile, the US is desperately trying to figure out a way to prove that Santorum was born anywhere but in the US.

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Santorum Jokes heard At CPAC:

“Now take my Santorum; please!”

I was driving down the freeway and a highway patrol officer pulled me over and said, “Hey, buddy, did you know that Rick Santorum fell out the back seat of your car about a mile back?”

“Thank God”, I said. “I thought I was going deaf.”

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Santorum without his sweater vest is like a bald Samson. No strength, no confidence.

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Rick Santorum: Not Presidential. Not mature. Not wise. Not funny. Not polished. Not diplomatic. Not statesmanlike. Not ready for prime time. Not tolerant. Not skilled. Not possessed of any redeeming value.

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Not to be out done, it was West Virginia’s legislature, as reported on TPM the other day, which said they wanted to pass a law making it a felony to enforce the Affordable Care Act which is a federal law and trumps state law according to article 6 paragraph 2 of the US Constitution.

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“Santorum moved on.”

Hard not to when you’re mostly lubricant.

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He could have kept moving on …right out the door.

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Many likes, many thanks. TGIF

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Dafuq??? This lame ass bit of “funny” is coming from a man whose NAME is an obscene punchline??

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I heard that joke originally using an old Jewish guy at the wheel whose kvetching wife fell out. Funny then, funny now.

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Love those Borscht-Belt comedians.

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That was sooo funny the audience forgot to laugh. Is it possible they’ve been told to keep their glee in check for the cameras so as not to come off completely crazy? Nah. They still love that kind of shit. But even the audience thinks Sanctimonious Santorum is a fucking has-been. So maybe there is hope after all.

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I honestly believe that the anti-Obama hate from the right stems from the idea that they cannot accept the fact that a black man is a more successful President than any of their Presidents. Not only more successful, but more articulate, reasoned, and well-rounded than they are. So they’re just howling monkeys flinging feces at him yet nothing sticks, and that drives them MENTAL. Fact is, America is FAR better off now than after 2008, when the economy was in free-fall and death and destruction was a daily occurrence. The fact is that the world HATED Bush and Cheney and everyone celebrated when Obama was elected. I don’t ever recall seeing so many people dancing in the streets around the world than after November 2008. There was elation that the dark years of the Republicans was finally over. And they cannot STAND that.

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