All hail foamy anal lube!
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Teh Stoopid burns. These folks still think jokes about Obamaâs birthplace are funny?
Good grief.
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Ah, that always clear reminder that Republicans just canât do comedy.
If your âObama Kenyanâ jokes flop at CPAC you are dead meatâŚ
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A frothy mix!
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Squishy, brown fluid.
Thank you!
Oh!! â And itâs brown!!
Must have been the two âactuallyâ's.
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Right you are, my friend.
The Europeans know it.
Japan knows it.
Latin America knows it
Even the United States know it.
All except about 15-22% of people with the ability to vote in elections held in the United States. People who, unfortunately, actually believe remarks the vast majority of people on planet earth believe are, well, outlandish.
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Seriously. Watching some of the conference earlier, I felt like I was in a nearly-empty theater with act after act auditioning for an opening on a bad comedy sketch.
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Everyone, do your part and google âSantorumâ today. Thank you.
Is there a term to describe when a joke tries to tell a joke?
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Even Cpackers realize the Birth Certificate has the legs of a guy in a wheelchair. How many years did it take?
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Iâd love to see Obama make a joke about âSantorumâ - with a shout out to Dan Savage, of course!
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And correct me if Iâm wrong, Rick, but doesnât Kenya have a lot of âblahsâ in it?
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Hey Little Ricky,
Obama was elected president twice.
You NEVER will be.
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No, I can define the roots of their rabid racism: it is because these idiot dongs know they will never be, even if they live to be a thousand years old, as cool as Samuel L. Jackson. That is, of course, my own motherfucking opinion, motherfuckers!
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Iâm sure itâs funnier when he tells it wearing one of his hideous sweaters.
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So says the a-hole who cannot hold a job.