Goodness graciousā¦ what a cluster**** the GOP Senate race is in Florida.
Iād feel bad about it if I werenāt enjoying the show so much! 
Thereās the puppet who didnāt like the job, didnāt vote much, lost the state to Trump (HA!), promised he wouldnāt run, but now is changing his mind (because $$$ Iām guessing), and in the process is backstabbing his āfriendā who actually was running.
Thereās the friend who is running, who we can identify by the wheel tracks all over his back from Rubioās 4x4.
Thereās the miscellaneous folks who run cause they might get lucky.
And thereās the racist crazy guy who, unlike the racist crazy guy at the top of the GOP ticket who says heās a ābillionaireā, actually IS self-funding his campaign with his own money.
I know Texas is totally messed up so I canāt talk too muchā¦ but Floridaā¦ wowā¦
Itās time for Powdered Toast Man.
Canāt help it. Itās Donald writ large.
Yes, FZ is the Pope.
Doesnāt rarely showing up give him outsider creds?
Iād feel sorry for Marco if he werenāt such a high-climbing herba mal. Iām reminded of a word, a word for invasive species, what is that word??
I like Beruffās comment in the video that Obama has had āthree Secretary of Defensesā. It reminds me of Frank Pentangelli in āThe Godfather, Part IIā, referring to son of a bitches.
Thankfully, Shrub had Cohen, Rumsfeld, and Gates.
Is it possible to hold that office without going before the Hague and be found āNot Guiltyā?
Tough job. Good pension.
The first question for every wealthy real estate developer should be how many bankruptcies.
After absorbing the slings and arrows from rivals ā plus self-inflicted wounds ā during his unsuccessful presidential campaign, U.S. Sen. Marco Rubioās approval rating among Florida voters is at its lowest level since he first took office.
A Quinnipiac University poll released Wednesday shows 42 percent of Florida voters approve of his performance and 49 percent disapprove ā putting him in negative territory for the first time since he was elected to the Senate in 2010.
Every wealthy real estate developer is (#1) as anonymous as possible;
(#2) Every kid of average intelligence who reaches the age of 20 eventually recognizes the truism āYou can catch more flies with honey ā¦ā
(#3) I know itās wrong but ā¦ watching this slo-mo implosion is ā¦
Yeah, I mean does Rubio even know where the front door to congress is? Heās obviously an outsider because he canāt find his way in? Or, is he an insider, and canāt find the door out? Lost in Space in those hallowed (maybe confusing to him) halls of congress? Or, just plain doesnāt want to work, too lazy, too uninformed to vote or say anything intelligent sounding? Iām guessing all of the above.
But I would add this. Letās dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesnāt know what heās doing. He knows exactly what heās doing. He is trying to run for President. He wants Florida to pay him to do nothingā¦
Marco is a true outsider because he never really attended many Senate sessions. He said he didnāt like serving in the Senate. So now, he wants the job he refused to perform?
This asshole seems to think that nailing 2x 4ās together and covering them with drywall qualifies him for the senateā¦
then again I doubt Rubio could figure out which end of the hammer to use
Kudzu.
Thatās the best theyāve got???
Make him pinky-swear a promise like the one heās about to wantonly break?
I think what really sunk him is heās a moron and has like the personality of a bump on a log.
Just another pretty face.
Marco proved heās a loser. Does he REALLY want to do it AGAIN? Loser!!
Marcoās got a bigger problem. Heās an empty suit.