Discussion: Rubio: It's A 'Safe Assumption' I'll Run Again For An Elected Poisition

My hope is that in two years you’ll have fallen so far into obscurity that no one will know where to find you to check back, but I guess I won’t hold my breath.

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Of course he’ll run. Holding office is the only way he’s ever had a paying job.

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That face is getting a tad rough for Chippendales,

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Who cares? Is this guy really news anymore?

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anyone have any suggestions for an elected position that can be any lazier than his job as ‘Senator’?

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Where else can he get away with doing absolutely nothing and still collect a paycheck?

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Yeah, thanks for the warning, shithead.

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Of course!

What else can you possibly do where you get a salary, benefits, pension all without showing up for work.

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He’s every bit the god-damned liar like every other Republican. He’ll “change his mind” and run for re-election and he’ll win in a landslide against Grayson.

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And so the door to running for re-election to his Senate seat gets pushed open a little wider. The phone calls this weekend must have been very encouraging on the money side of things.

I think he does it, but now the issue is probably how to get in the race and placate the handful of republicans already in the race

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It won’t be Grayson…its going to be Murphy…and while Rubio makes it much more competitive than any of the other republicans, its hardly a landslide.

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And it’s a safe assumption that Rubio will do about as well as he did in this election.

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Honestly, I thought he was toast after sweating like a pig and swilling ‘water’ a few years ago on live TV. Will I also be notified when the Headline hits spell-check?

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Until the presidential election I never heard of this guy until the clown show presidential debates taking down Teflon Don’s appearance, his hands. What a crude dude from Floriduh. A Generation Xer who wants to be president? Rumor had it he was a back stabber as a Floriduh legislator and, slacker in the Senate. Yeah, go back into obscurity and the sound byte media might gloss over that. Another Republican in a pig suit.

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…and dance! Did I mention ‘dance’?

( Damned if that’s not just downright creepy.)

…and I’ll skip too!

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eew, the paunch. Go away please.

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…uhh, if BIG Donald will let me!

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“But I don’t know where I’m going to be in two years. I mean check back in two years.”

Years? Try weeks. “One week I am making fun of Trump’s penis size and calling it the penis that belongs to a con artist, and a few weeks later I am calling it a magnificent penis that is one small part of a great body and mind that will defeat Hillary Clinton.”

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