“Why is wanting clean air and water considered liberal?”
Clean air and water are for pussies and homos. Real American he-men smoke Camels dipped in formaldehyde, drink fracking waste, eat asbestos, piss benzene, and make sweet, sweet love to their depleted-uranium ammo.
Obama should come out in favor of ending mass suicides.
Yeah, but under the Wahabi Lobbey rulilng, if you argue you’re doing it because the Baby Jesus hates Obama, you’ll beat the ticket.
SmartCar smugness has met it’s match. These are the most consciously political rides EVAH!!
Here’s hoping they all get black-lung disease.
Back When I Was A Republican, it was considered not only smart but patriotic to want to use our natural resources with moderation and restraint, and to plan for the future. People taught their children to hunt and fish, but in the best tradition handed down in large part from the native americans, they didn’t take more than they needed so there would be some left next time.
There used to be this word – Stewardship – that has become nothing more than a punchline to the slash-crash-and-trash crowd who think it’s OK to fuck the world, since Jeebus will come back and save them and besides, he could wave his magic Jesus Stick and restore it if he really wanted to.
They like to point to the bible words where “god” gave “mankind” dominion over the world and everything on it, and take that to mean that they can shit in the pool with impunity, kill everything and fuck up the balance, and basically behave like a drunken moron forever.
But like with everything else in that book of (some) wisdom they pretend to hold so dear yet pervert so heinously, they forget that with power, or authority – any power or authority – comes responsibility.
It demonstrates a startlingly immature and undeveloped group mindset that they continue to act as they do.
And they’re teaching their children to be just as destructive and irresponsible as they are.
To these marching morons, “Stewardship” is an insidious U.N. plot to sap our manly juices. It’s like Agenda 21, only worser.
Duh! That would require reading. that’s why mm’s choice is favored.
The thing that I find most perplexing about all of this is that if you really do have male inadequacy issues, why would you advertise? If you have a small dick and you drive a BIG ROLLIN’ COAL TRUCK in an effort to compensate, everybody knows. You’re not fooling anyone.
On a side note, I recently saw one of those rollin’ coal trucks with the following bumper sticker: “If You Think My Truck Is Beautiful, You Should See My Girlfriend.” I thought that was really sad. Everybody knows that that dude does not have a girlfriend. And if he did, the most common words out of her mouth would be “Is it in? I can’t feel a thing”.
Oh joy.
“Open Carry” has give Wingers a taste of the thrill of exhibitionism, and now all of their fetishes, dreams, and fantasies will be on display.
What girlfriends?
I think you’re the one who misunderstands. The point of trolling is to say or do something outrageous for the sole purpose of getting someone else upset, because you’re trolling for a response. And it’s most often found by conservatives who say racist or sexist things that they know are offensive, in order to yank the chains of liberals and get them increasingly upset. And it’s something done by people with self esteem issues who feel better about themselves by fooling others into getting upset, which makes them feel superior because they’re in on the joke and the angry person isn’t.
What Colbert does isn’t trolling at all, because he’s not trying to get conservatives angry, nor is he trying to fool anyone into thinking he’s serious. The whole point is that he’s openly satirizing conservatives to show how ridiculous he is, and anyone who thinks he’s serious has an obvious defect in their ability to understand irony. And if Colbert were to say something that most people genuinely thought was earnest, he’d have failed because he’s not trying to troll anyone and he’d be the first to admit he’s joking; which trolls rarely do.
And in this case, this would be considered trolling because they’re doing something stupid in order to piss off liberals and get a response. And if we ignored them entirely or kept our response to light mockery before ignoring them, they’d quit doing it because that’s not the response they were wanting. They’re not serious about doing this to their trucks. They’re just trying to get a response because they’re little children and pissing off liberals is what they do for attention and fun.
Idiocracy…she has arrived.
In a Big Truck. President Comacho will be speaking shortly…
I think he should come out strongly against the new anti-liberal protest of jamming rusty six inch nails into your ear all the way to the head.
Why? Even trucks are more fuel efficient than they have ever been and it saves you money. Aside from being a jerk what is the logic here. Also, someone is sticking their head in the exhaust? What an idiot.
Hey, maybe there’s a silver lining - if they need to clean their carbonized guns more often, more chance they will remove themselves from the gene pool.
Here’s to an very early death of their catalytic converter as well! More $$$ spent to make the sale fo their vehicle possible in the future
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These guys really ought to just shoot themselves to make their point.
Two things:
the asshole “rolling coal” over that Harley rider is likely to have already gotten his head stomped into the curb, with his little tiny peabrain splattered over a wide area.
I smell a passel of wrongful death suits, seeing these assholes “rolling coal” over bikers on the legal edge of a mountain road, pedestrians walking across a bridge, at full speed on a legal highway. I don’t guess an insurance company is going to take kindly to settling a shitload of lawsuits either. So their little $5,000 mod might cost their insurance companies, if not themselves, a little more than what they think.
They are gonna be killing someone, very soon, if not already. Isn’t that just hilarious? har har har.
This is pretty much the (unwarranted) self-image most of these truck nuts have: