Good pick. Penceās hate agenda is well documented.
Dr. Schadenfreud is overjoyed Christie, after all the humiliation he has endured from Trump, wonāt be it.
Also, Sarah Palin is not allowed to join the cool kidsā table. Two people who got the fucking over they richly deserved for thinking Trump would love them.
So Hannity burned a lot of prime aviation fuel to no avail, ferrying āMoon Baseā Gingrich to Indiana ?
He will be so pissedā¦
So, the Democrats get a victory in the Indiana governorship as well.
āā¦Indiana Gov. Mike Penceā¦ā
Trump has always had a very special place in his heart for barns and trailers and revival meetings.
The artificial tanning lotion will flow like cheap wine from Fresno.
Republican Gov. Mike Pence maintains a slight 40 percent to 36 percent lead over Democrat John Gregg ā a virtual dead heat given the surveyās 4 percentage point margin of error. Libertarian candidate Rex Bell trails with 2 percent.
depending on who replaces Pence on the ballot, yup @humpback
āMike Pence clearly would like to be in the White House,ā said Downs. āEverybody knows he would like to be in the White House, and one way to get there is by being the VP.ā
I need a joke writer pleaseā¦
Apparently, he canāt run for both at the same time per Indiana law.
Given that Gingrich and Flynn were both eliminated per the convention speaking schedule, and Christie is facing new legal problems, this seemed pretty much inevitable.
That is a rather omnious quoteā¦
The tanning lotion, while real, will ooze ā¦ not flow 
and by the way all cheap wine these days comes from Chile or Australia
for whom?
Please remember that Trump doesnāt really play well with othersā¦
For Trump, the VP only really gets into the White House if something happens to the POTUS, right ?
We are all going to mock this pick, like we wouldnāt have mocked literally anyone Trump chose, or that such a choice even actually exists
Almost a no brainer for Trump. He does not need an attack dog; he does need to shore up the conservative base; and he really really wants the Koch Bros money. Check, check and check. Then again, there is the fact that itās Pence, but Trumpās pickings were slim.
Iām glad itās not Gingrich. I wish it would be Christie since it looks like he going to be receiving a subpoena shortly. In the end, Donald does what Donald does - he picks the biggest suck-up who wonāt overshadow him by speaking to reporters in relatively complete sentences.
Somewhere in New Jersey Chris Christie is crying his heart out: "And he made me the but of his jokes, and made me bring him a hamburger and waaaaah "
Trumpās kids wanted Pence so this tells us who can actually influence Trump.
Pence was once a darling of the GOP, then [deleted remainder. sorry, confused Pence with Mitch Daniels].