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I’m more black than you think I am. I read Roots!
Oh, also, I love that he can’t wait to get out of Texas – like any other right thinking person.
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Heh heh. No, you’re not.
Rick Perry is about as Jewish as a ham & cheese sandwich with mayo on white with a large glass of 2% milk to wash it down.
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Yeah, I doubt Perry can even become a HMOT
Wait, wasn’t Perry’s state running TV ads in California trying to get people to move to Texas? Now he wants to move to California first chance he gets?
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Mazel Tov, mofo?
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I was going to go with bacon cheeseburger and lobster surf and turf.
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Why is this night different from all other nights?
On all other nights, we make an attempt at intelligent conversation…
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“I’m more Jewish that you think I am,” said Perry, tucking into a plate o’ ribs. “In fact, some of my best friends are ni(CLANG!) I mean Joos.”
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“What’s a Kay-nish?” - Rick Perry
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I am Jewish and observant Jews read the Tanakh, the Jewish Bible, and there is no sequel to that.
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Looks like he’s morphed from clueless stumblebum to deranged geezer. Not yet? Give it time.
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“I’m more Jewish than you think I am,” he told Leibovitch over a
corned-beef Reuben. “I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God’s chosen people."
Well, shoot ((kicks dirt)).
Ah’m jest plain awed by this fella’s brilliance.
An’ somma my bestus friens is Blah peoples.
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Hey now, don’t be bad mouthin’ geezers. Mkay?
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OY! just OY!
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I’m more Jewish than you think I am, I talked the deli owner into selling me this corned beef Reuben for half price.
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Governor Oops! is actually Governor Oy Vey!
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Perry to facepalm: “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
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Become a “better person”? LOL. Nowhere to go but up, there Rick.
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