the President is thought to be unhurt
Will he investigate the crash to see if it was some conspiracy?
Too bad there weren’t injuries for the POS.
First my hopes soared…then they lunged.
Drat.
No Sign President Is Hurt
Yeah, yeah whatever. Is the squirrel ok?
AG Barr reports there was no collision.
Dang Russkies again i bets ya…
Trump probably has figured a way to scam money from the auto insurance industry.
The President should be exclusively flying 737MAX airframes and driving in Ford Pintos.
To show America that both Boeing and the auto industry are perfectly safe.
“Report: Trump’s Motorcade Involved In Crash, No Sign President Is Hurt”
At first, I was concerned President Moron might have suffered brain damage in the accident.
Then I wondered - how could you tell?
Clearly an unsuccessful attempt on Dear Leader’s life by some angry Democrat Hillary supporters… release the outrage monkeys in 3, 2, 1…
lindsey graham did this!
… though the President is thought to be unhurt…
Have you heard how he talks? Second opinion please.
Trump’s motorcade was not aware in Louisiana you have to drive on the left side of the road.
Report: Trump’s Motorcade Involved In Crash, No Sign President Is Hurt
and a nation mourns
Damn it god try harder next time!
Give it time. No brain, no pain.
“Report: Trump’s Motorcade Involved In Crash, No Sign President Is Hurt”
How…disappointing…
Increased coherence?