Did Obama’s motorcade have any crashes? Another win for #44…
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“Get the hell outta my way!”
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Well he was sitting on it. D’uh!
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Donnie has probably got the secret service hiring drunk drivers.
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No
SignHint President IsHurtSane
FIFY!
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Plunged too I’d bet. 
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Plunged to where?
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I read that as increased “continence” and giggled with delight. 
He sun-rises instead of sun-downs?
He proposes sane, workable policy that benefits all Americans?
He finds a more realistic rug/spray-tan?
He suddenly discovers a love of his country and stops his treason?
He begins to take his oath seriously?
Ok I got nuttin…
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Too much plunging. (FIxed, thx. :-))
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Those McDonalds drive-thrus can be dangerous.
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Damned autocorrect… 
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Spilled his bucket of KFC extra Crispy, reaching for his sack of Big Macs?
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“Now watch this drive…,”
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ahhhhh!!!
got to give it up for all the TPM comments on this one.
LMAO
hope trump tries skydiving soon. lol lol
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#NotSoSmartPhones
TBH if your spirits soared and then you realized what really happened I could see your need to lunge to the porcelain throne. 
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Sort of emblematic of the entire Trump administration, don’t ya’ think?
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Report: Trump’s Motorcade Involved In Crash, No Sign President Is Hurt
Only losers get hurt. Everybody knows that.
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Talk about your emotions soaring and then burning. Damn.
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Well, that’s unfortunate.
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Of course he will. It was Antifa.
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