Discussion: Report: Porn Actress Claimed Trump Had Her Spank Him With Forbes Mag

tecmage · January 18, 2018, 11:53pm

So tRump paid $130,000 for what? It seems Stormy had already spilled the beans. I guess his negotiating skills were a few years too slow.

cervantes · January 18, 2018, 11:53pm

One would like to think that no wife deserves this kind of continuing humiliation. On the other hand, one would like to hope that this particular wife knew what she was getting into.

[Name left out of previous paragraph because, alas, any number of names could fit.]

leftcoaster · January 18, 2018, 11:54pm

That signed denial looked more like confirmation to me. Cohen is not the sharpest tool.

rickjones · January 18, 2018, 11:54pm

Motivation? Foreplay? Climax?

Makes the pee tape: a) more likely; b) less likely; c) a certainty.

thebigragu · January 18, 2018, 11:55pm

It cost Cohen (Trump) $130,000.

thebigragu · January 18, 2018, 11:58pm

And all these Trump courtesans like Cohen are now thinking, “maybe we should have stayed in NYC and skipped the exposure to a national press. We had it made there”.

leftcoaster · January 18, 2018, 11:59pm

teenlaqueefa · January 19, 2018, 12:00am

Gotta admit I get a kick outta the New Improved Bill Kristol.

thebigragu · January 19, 2018, 12:00am

I find quotes that start out, “Who among us hasn’t…” to be usually funny.

cub_calloway · January 19, 2018, 12:00am

In Hades, the shade of LBJ rears back, roaring with laughter. “BWA-HA-HA! Make the sonuvabitch deny it!”

thebigragu · January 19, 2018, 12:01am

But has he ever been right about anything?

mattinpa · January 19, 2018, 12:02am

Here is what I wish: that when our famously kinky President Trump meets his end, as we all must, it’s because of one of those doleful erotic autoasphyxiation accidents. I’ve always thought that if you wanted someone to be humiliated in a way that echoes through eternity, baby, that’s the way. I mean, peace to David Carradine’s soul but dude.

jjwhack · January 19, 2018, 12:03am

Careful using the word “pegged”. Phrasing is important here.

thebigragu · January 19, 2018, 12:04am

According to Robert Caro, J Edgar Hoover told LBJ during the 1964 campaign that Barry Goldwater had fathered an illegitimate child. Also, Goldwater knew that Johnson knew. One can imagine it somewhat modified Goldwater’s behavior and comments about Johnson.
Those were the “salad days” of American politics.

thebigragu · January 19, 2018, 12:06am

Then there was Nelson Rockefeller’s exit from this life!

sniffit · January 19, 2018, 12:10am

Man, I can’t wait to tweet him and call him Spanky. The entire Twitterverse should start doing that. He’ll fucking lose it.

teenlaqueefa · January 19, 2018, 12:13am

Or, Spankee.

irasdad · January 19, 2018, 12:14am

“Adult film star Stephanie Clifford, known as Stormy Daniels, once claimed that Donald Trump had her spank him with copy of Forbes magazine…”

I understand his safe word was “Carried-Interest Loophole.”

(ETA: And I’ll buy a round of likes to the first poster who riffs on “loop hole”.)

justruss · January 19, 2018, 12:14am

Another option, an unknown and virulent STD. They can name it after him. It has one uncomfortable quirk, it burrows in the brain and forces the victim to tell the truth. It is the truth telling that will take him down, not the disease.

gr · January 19, 2018, 12:15am

i suppose there are creepier behaviors, but this one is on the infantile side to say the least.
“Spank me, sweet heart”. Oy!