where?
Three hours of Shark Week. Well, now we know what Sharknado’s target audience was.
The whale in the WH?
Yup
We didn’t think it possible.
Worse than Idiocracy
The Forbes magazine in question had Trump on the cover
Well, so, that’s why he so wanted Time to have him on the cover… 
Good gad! No wonder he had to pay her off. Shark Week!
It was the only part of his body that could absorb the information in “Forbes”.
Maybe Larry Flint could pay her to reveal how small his penis is?
I am truly shocked.
A practical use has finally been found for Forbes.
You’re brilliant.
Hey, Flint’s rich!
The more we hear of these things about Trump, the more they sound like something out of a John Waters movie, except that the characters in a John Waters movie have a lot more class than Trump ever did (NSFW!):
Yes, that would really “needle” Donald, wouldn’t it? LOL!
Next time, Stormy, spank him with an issue that has Oprah on the cover.
The article does cover the basics who, what, when and why. But what about the where? Regardless of where the Preshitident was spanked, this is so sweet. We have such a great lover and romantic as Preshitident. I am sure Melaria, Don Jr., Iwank, Eric are so proud of their father’s big hands, mighty button and great prowess and his huge F52, which has penetrated deep in enemy territory.
Did Stormy and the others in the room provide the golden showers and other excretory offerings before or after the spanking?
There’s gotta be a Bravo TV reality series that can be made out of this shit somehow!
The Forbes magazine in question had Trump on the cover
Uhhhh… kinky?
When the WSJ is merrily reporting your infidelity, there is no putting the genie back in the bottle.
Yes, it’s kinda like a Harlequin Romance, isn’t it? Except it has a 387 lb. Fabio on the cover.