Discussion: Report: Porn Actress Claimed Trump Had Her Spank Him With Forbes Mag

Three hours of shark week? Why didn’t she file assault charges?!?!?!

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OT and hmmmmm…

Makes sense in Trumpworld.

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Only the magazine. Steve Forbes is still without any utility.

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I’m more of an Economist man myself.

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For someone paid to keep quiet, there sure seems to be a LOT of pre-payoff info out there.

Where was all of this during the campaign? (Not that it likely would have matter to the then Trump voters)

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Is the report true, Mr. President?

DJT: No. It depends on what the meaning of “spank” is.

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No monkeys have been mentioned in these articles.

Yet.

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All right! How many times will I have to say this? You can’t make this shit up.

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Wow! And all this time, I had Chiselin’ Trump pegged as the kind of guy who would rather get right down to business and not indulge in any Forbes play.

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She could use a new issue of The Oprah Magazine every month… (a far more successful magazine than those shitty Trump magazines, it would make spanking even better).

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And it still doesn’t.

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She didn’t spank his ass with The National Review?

I’m shocked…

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Translation: “Yes he did.” :joy:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! President Spanky Spankerton!!! Life just jumped the fucking shark!

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Hmm, Trump likes to outdo everyone. In terms of salacious details and intrigue, I admit he has outdone President Clinton.

He not only has affairs, he has vast connectivity to criminal organizations, Russian spies everywhere, money laundering complex enough to drive you mad and he golfs incessantly.

Bill was plain, old boring. Sometimes a cigar is just a boring cliche. Trump has brought excitement and ick back into the White House. Good job.

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Oooooo. A spanking! A spanking!

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There is this too and how does Michael Cohen explain it?

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That does add a great new dimension.

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Those people are truly morons. Amazing.

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But, but, but…I have signed denial from Stormy.

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