Cripes. Barnum & Bailey are going to sue the RNC for trademark infringement on this circus theyâre running.
Is Quack Robertson the first speaker?
He could magnificently derail the convention if he doesnât have a script.
Besides bashing gay marriage and abortion doctors, he could give a full-throated endorsement of torture. I will be asleep when it starts, but I expect splashy headlines tomorrow.
The actual convention speakersâ roster boasts reality stars, soap opera actors and every member of the Trump clan, minus 10-year-old Barron Trump.
Barron has a separate show scheduled, wherein he reveals to other children of sociopaths the inner workings of the Trump dynasty.
<img src="/uploads/default/original/3X/b/5/b5f7dec334f5a47be39ec9842ec4e5c6f86afb15.png" width="256" height="172">The Times reported that top Trump aide Paul Manafort confirmed some speakers would reference Bill Clintonâs âharassmentâ of women and Hillary Clintonâs âenablingâ of that behavior, though.
Oh, please do â please remind all women itâs their fault if their man strays. Probably because they didnât have their nose and chin fixed or their boobs lifted ⌠you know, like Ivanka OR they canât afford to smush caviar on their faces every night and get botoxed up every six months ⌠like Melania. Remember, ladies: Itâs your fault!
Even those whoâve been approved for speaking slots seem to be in the dark about whatâs expected of them, according to the report.
That speaks for itself.
They nixed Don King because he would bring entirely too much class to the proceedings.
If Trump is elected the Times can recycle that line when writing about the first Cabinet meeting.
Superb post. Thanks.
Funny. But we canât even joke about such a scenario. Cancer and nuclear warfare are also not joking matters.
Oh, I donât know, even Hiroshima laughs occasionally.
Quite analogous.
Eh, so what. When I think âRepublican Conventionâ all I think of is THIS
I see Count Dracula is whining about the Liberal Media costing him the nomination cause they wanted Von Clownstick to get crushed by Hilary Clinton.
[laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh]
Trump expects utter submission and glowing adulation, of course. Any decent concubine knows that.
I vote for Miss Kitty early and often.
And this is why Pence purchased a bunch of Vaseline prior to begging Trump to pick him.
âDonald is most famous for his semi-intelligible speech and his mischievous and temperamental personality. ⌠His anger is a great cause of suffering in his life. On multiple occasions, it has caused him to get in over his head and lose competitions. There are times when he fights to keep his temper in check, and he sometimes succeeds in doing so temporarily, but he always returns to his normal angry self in the end. ⌠He can sometimes come across as a bit of a bully. ⌠His love of bragging often leads him to overestimate his abilities, so that when he sets out to make good on his boasts, he gets in over his head, usually to hilarious effect.â
Wikipedia explaining Donald Duck.
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Delegate from VA has a problem with the lineup
The biggest celebrities other than the nominee will be a star of âDuck Dynastyâ and actors from âThe Young and the Restless,â âGeneral Hospitalâ and âCharles in Charge.
âIn 2012, it was just speaker after speaker of the best and brightest stars in the Republican Party,â said Tommy Valentine, a delegate from Virginia. âThis is not what Iâd call A-list
Its going to be interesting to see just how hard the GOP is going to try to spin this convention. Because its not going to play well to Joe Six-Pack that tunes in to watch part of it at night. B and C grade âcelebritiesâ who donât even know what they are supposed to be speaking about?? Joe Six-Pack is going to get very confused and switch channels very quickly.
And it wonât help that the media covering it WILL see it for the shit storm that it is, and will be cracking jokes and shaking their heads through their analysis.
Iâve no doubt that some GOPers, and Trump surrogates in particular, will be trying their best to shine this turd upâŚbut I question just how much effort will be put into spinningâŚor will they just let it fade away into forgettable nothingness instead?
Thats good 
âThe Omenâ
I doubt it. Leslie Stahl should have stood up 5 minutes into her interview with Pence and Trump and announced âThis is effing nuts and a pathetic charadeâ and walked out of the room. The talking heads are under orders to at least pretend an insane narcissist isnât on the verge of possibly being elected President. Covering the convention with unvarnished candor would generate howls of anger about biased coverage from a dozen different quarters.