Hmmm. So, what is she going to do? A cabinet post? Ambassadorship (probably not if Jared is staying put), Run for office? Come clean about the decades of abuse? Enquiring minds…
Ivanka: To clear the appearance of Nepotism, I will divorce Kushner but live together in our new home in fabulous DC. Kushner now can work freely with my dad.
FOX: Liberals have forced a good, pious, white Christian jewish family to divorce so that one of them can have a job.
I’ll believe this when I DON’T see it —
Does it matter?
You mean to say that Liberals forced a Jewish family to divorce
So Melania gets the office?
Heh.
Unofficial advisor and babysitter for daddykins.
Behind every great fortune lies a crime.
Jared is now in a position to grift on a scale that makes my position as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization and as the head of my fashion lines irrelevant penny ante players in our financial future.
“Unpaid advisor”?
Hilarious.
It just means they won’t be wasting time lying to us about transparency. They’re going full opaque.
When did the job description “Fluffer” get changed to “Adviser”?
Nothing to see here, folks.
> “In the case of the president, he has a broad ability to organize the White House the way he wants to. He also has, frankly, the power of the pardon. It is a totally open power, and he could simply say, ‘Look, I want them to be my advisers. I pardon them if anyone finds them to have behaved against the rules. Period.' Technically, under the Constitution, he has that level of authority.” — Newt Gingrich, legal scholarWhat did Daddy get for Ivanka? “He went to Jared…”
Um, so she won’t be spending her nights in the President’s suite? This is not the arrangement to which Melania agreed – I don’t think she’s going to be too happy to hear about this change of plans.
As if that’s supposed to protect Trump from ethics violations somehow…Not a chance. “Unpaid advisor” is what Trump’s been calling his kids for years no doubt. Even though he had absolutely no hand in raising them, they’re in every picture now with him like a bunch of vultures waiting for that orange fuck to drop dead so they can fight over his bones for scraps. The entire family are a bunch of unscrupulous, greedy money-grubbing asswipes. I think they believe the bullshit about how fabulously rich their father is too. Madoff kept two books. So did Capone. His kids must be nuts if they don’t believe he does too. And if they know, they’re in on the conspiracy as tax cheats. They’re gonna find out the hard way that the man is up to his eyeballs in debt and owes more than he’s worth, or has to pass on to them when he dies. That’ll be some inheritance.
And what a bummer…what will America do without Ivanka as our next champion on Climate Change? Wasn’t that going to be her signature issue. Yeah, riiiiight.
What a fucking role model she’ll be. Gag me with a spoon.
It’s easier for her to pick up some part time work as a mannequin.
Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka will not take a formal position in her father’s administration.
Well, exactly what position is it that her father would prefer that she assume?
Was it? I thought that it was going to be women’s workplace rights. But, she’s probably sharp enough to have multiple signature issues.
“Ironic moronic tidbit of the day.”
FIFH