Discussion: Report: Gaetz Might Move To Alabama To Run For Doug Jones' Senate Seat In 2020

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I thought carpetbaggers were frowned upon in the deepest of deep south.

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Good lord! Is Alabama running out of Republicans?

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Gaetz Might Move To Alabama To Run For Doug Jones’ Senate Seat In 2020

Because what Alabama needs is another inveterate speed limit violator and drunk driver.

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iow, shopping for a senate seat, and thinks he is better than all republican office holders in Alabama. Have to wonder how that will go over.

That said, I am curious about the backstory of those eligibility requirements.

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He’s moving up North, so that’s all right.

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Alabama is Florida’s Florida.

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The more the merrier. Let them take the first shots at each other and put their ‘talents’ on display battling each other. With luck, that will help Jones.

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No, they just think a drunk driver is an upgrade from a pederast, I guess?

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Get him on the record if the Gators are better than the Tide. Do it before he carpetbags his way up the panhandle.

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If Matt Gaetz wins a Senate seat, then just dissolve the whole body because it’s a dumber, smaller, meaner version of the House. There is literally no need for it under those circumstances.

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Gaetz has always impressed me as the poster boy for fetal alcohol syndrome. Somethin’ just ain’t right with that boy!

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That is what constitutes a deep and meaningful theological debate in modern evangelical circles.

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People close to Trump are reportedly encouraging the move, The Hill reported.

So are people close to his district, I hear.

Now, the only question is, do Alabamans hate a carpetbagger as much as they do a pederast?

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Good point. Senator Daddy can’t fix things up if he’s in another state.

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… thereby increasing the collective IQ of both Florida and Alabama.

ba-dum-shhh

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When the going gets tough, the Gaetz gets going.

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Doug Jones is sitting in his office with a big fucking smile on his face as he contemplates the prospect of campaigning against Gaetz.

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Alabama is Florida’s Florida.

We have a winner ! Yes it is (lived in both states). Give that man a … fried pickle! It’s all good.

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Well, is Trump the poster boy of yesterday’s generation?!

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