Discussion: Report: Gaetz Might Move To Alabama To Run For Doug Jones' Senate Seat In 2020

Wow…if the FL panhandle isn’t racist enough for you that you need to move to AL, then wow…wowwy wow…

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Please, please, please!

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Rep Gaetz did you leave the Florida Panhandle 'cause you were a-scared of Climate Change?

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I bet Matt hasn’t been closely investigated yet.

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This idiot? I say go for it!

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Oh good, another “Florida Man” story.

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The Senate is so grotesquely unrepresentative and undemocratic it needs either to be completely overhauled or straight-up eliminated, with or preferably without Baby Gaetz.

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Everything is okay for Republicans, if you are a Republican.

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Just wanted to say Goddamn, I wasn’t even the first to say either carpetbagger or pederast. You gotta be quick with this crowd.

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Maybe he should move out onto an abandoned oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico and declare himself “King of Oilyness”.

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Nah. Too truthful.

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Indeed, and unlike Florida’s, the Alabama bar association is not investigating Gaetz.

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Yeah, I could see that pudgy, white-racist piece of shit pulling that move. Another, “Florida Man”.

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Though it wouldn’t matter much, he better move to North Alabama, because moving to Mobile isn’t a great idea.

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I bet you are right. This could be fun to watch…

Yet every day Alabama thanks God for the existence of Mississippi.

Gotta be above SOMEBODY.

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“Look Mother our little boy is finally going out on his own.” state Sen. Gaetz.

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It’s one thing to have roving eyes and hands

It’s another to not be qualified for the position.

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Oh, I’m sure he already has a “permanent residence” in a Alabaman Hilton Hotel Presidential Suite (just like G.W. Bush did in Dallas, Texas when he ran for V.P. with Reagan and they questioned his “residency” since he actually lived in Kennebunkport ME.)

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