Discussion: Rep. Gaetz Vows To Press Charges Against Woman Who Threw Milkshake At Him

It could be in the Winter Olympics, a milkshake biathlon that would be based on speed and accuracy.

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what a wimpy boy. Do you need some money to get your suit cleaned?

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He usually gets a shake right after his whopper.

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And the officials’ uniforms…

(cuz he’s the milkshake, right? I mean…what else could he possibly be meant to represent?)

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The Snowflakes must stop these lethal milk shakes from being hurled at them. Why, at the next town hall this might happen:

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Snowflake.

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Ah, for the winter Olympics, should swap the beverages. A nice hot GlĂźhwein would be my recommendation.

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Can they be urine milkshakes?

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Fox. Appropriately enough.

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C’mon, It’s just a rabbit!

I’m not keen on the whole throwing (or spitting) to make your political point. It gets ugly fast.

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Wow…so all the times my wife and a had stuff thrown at us in the 80’s and 90’s–beer mostly–but once hot coffee, we could have claimed assault?

Yeah, right. The cops would have laughed in our faces.

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That POS living in the WH. You know, the orange guy.

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To be fair to the Japanese, we might consider a warm sake sling.

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Hey now, you’re better than that.

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That milkshake has a vicious streak a mile wide. It’s a killler…it’s got…LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

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OMG…comes in a convenient spray bottle and everything! Just add malt?

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ok, now explain republican women

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He’s really mad at you guys, knows everyone is laughing at him, and it’s been that way since high school. Or maybe junior high.

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