It’s likely they were all baptized Christians.
100% correlation!
Um, Tennessee, what’s in the drinking water there?
It’s the guns, stupid.
“It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store. Yeah, you have to reach up to get it, but there’s pornography there.”
What supermarkets does she shop at?
Very Santorumesque. You just go “I think in fact [anything I don’t like] is a big part of the what’s really behind [huge national problem].” You could make a parlor game out of it. I think, um, the way there’s too many flavors of Triscuits these days is a big part of, uh, the Black Death in the mid-14th century. I swear I could draw a line between those things twice as well as she has.
Rep. Diane Black (R-TN), a candidate for governor of Tennessee, says that pornography is a “big part” of the impetus for school shootings,
Well…ok then. I’ll bite. What do you have to say about a “President” who actually sleeps and pays off porn stars who, you know, make those movies?
He’s aiding and abetting the murder of our school children? Yikes! Even I wouldn’t go that far.
Does her “idle hands” reference include the fingers? Because fingers are definitely to blame for school shootings. Can’t hold a gun without em. Just chop em off. Problem solved. /s
Ohhhh of course! Real guns are OK, but the fake ones in video games are bad. Got it.
“It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store.”
And here I am getting my porn for free on the internet.
All manner of industrial and agricultural pollution. They don’t believe in stupid regulations…
Anything but easy access to guns.
Next up, “Blaming Sandals.”
“Porn causes school shootings.”
(The audience laughs uproariously.)
"And now for my next bit of Kafka-esque humor, I’ll need a member of audience … "
Maybe she’s short and doesn’t see very well? If you squint a little, Cosmo kinda looks like porn. Muscle and Fitness, too, depending on your proclivities.
That’s obvious! She shops at “Pube-Lix”!
Despite the phrase “the money shot” I don’t think anyone has actually died from it.
And you can’t kill anybody if you’d had a vasectomy, because you’d be shooting blanks…
They got to keep that NRA money flowing in
Perhaps Rep. Black should stop doing NRA porn then.
Teens who look at porn don’t have idle hands.