Discussion: Rep. Blake Farenthold Resigns From Congress

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With absolutely no facts to work with, Iā€™m going to venture way out on a limb and guess that his heart isnā€™t really much of a factor in this story.

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Does he know in his heart itā€™s appropriate to disembowel himself on the public square?

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ā€œā€¦ listing his legislative accomplishmentsā€¦ā€

Mustā€™ve been a short speechā€¦

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This is ridiculous. Look at that manā€™s face, and tell me that is the face of someone who would sexually harass his staff. Puh-leez.

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:grin:
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!ā€™
He chortled in his joy.
:laughing:

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Make sure he takes his pajamas when he checks out.

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His new gig will be as a roving Sean Hannity lookalike.

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Rep. Farenthold told friends he plans to resume his career in film. In his last role, he played Mr. Creosote in ā€œMonty Pythonā€™s the Meaning of Lifeā€:

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I ā€˜feelā€™ like something BIG is about to dropā€¦

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You have captured all the frabjous I was going to post. hahahahahaha

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Seeing that picture of him is a bell that simply cannot be unrung.

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His heart? I am guessing someone in leadership said get out now before even we have to throw you out.

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Yep just like Christie in the baseball uniform. Canā€™t unsee that either.

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Isnā€™t Farenthold embarking on a career as an underwear model?

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Buh bye Blake. I wonā€™t be missing ya

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Yes. Something is coming.

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Heā€™s freeing himself up for the soon to be empty AG slot. Or he hasta spend full time on a court case.

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Sorry, Blake, but your departure does not even make a blip on the radar.

However, it does register a 6.2 on the Richter scale.

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Tell me it ainā€™t true. Blake is my very, very favorite. Even better than Louie and Steve.

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