Discussion: Rep. Blake Farenthold Resigns From Congress

[darrtown]

[mike_in_houston]

Dear lord, please no more pictures or videos of this cretinous blob. Bad enough that CBS has tape of Stormy describing Hair Furor’s junk.

[ralph_vonholst]

Or Trump in his tennis togs. Avert thine eyes!

[irasdad]

"Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan, Jedi. Ho ho ho ho!"

[dont]

Tena, that ain’t right.
Now I have to find the memory bleach.

[maximus]

Legislatively, will anyone notice his absence, other than suddenly having more space in the room?

[rfscalf]

It’s a two year term fer cryin out loud.

[tena]

Sorry hahahahahahaha But I guess if I can’t forget it I’m going to make sure nobody else can.

[hornblower]

Anybody who plays grab-ass spends a night in the box. (Carl the floor walker in Cool Hand Luke)

[ralph_vonholst]

Yeah, serve Farenthold right if he got snuffed by a chick wearining a gold lamé bikini and a brass brasier.

ETA. That’s a pretty cool and hilarious juxtaposition of pop culture and politics .

[darrtown]

When eye ball bleach just won’t do the job…

[pshah]

I think his one everlasting contribution to that esteemed body known as the House of Representatives is that future congressman will be fully aware of the perils of wearing duck pajamas in public whilst accompanied by two young ladies.

Thank you for your service, Congressman!

[maximus]

Hey, just once more for old times sakes, folks…

(ps, I can’t wait to post a similar exit tribute to Dotard).

[rickjones]

[quote=“maximus, post:26, topic:70586”]
other than suddenly having more space in the room?
[/quote]We just had a table for two open up, sir.

[jootjoint]

Yep, it is time for you to go. It’s been proven you are a nasty boy!

[benthere]

Rep. Farenthold, lift your chin, both of them, both of them!

[darrtown]

“Failure to communicate”

[clunkertruck]

Who’ll be in charge of the sleepovers now ? … bummer ! —

[favoritecurmudgeon]

Farenthold’s service in Congress made me feel better… better get a bucket!

[meri]

Time for Texas to demonstrate that they can’t be beaten - elect an even bigger embarrassment!