40 pages? Jesus, have a heart, how bout some bullet points?
I’m betting dozens of folks across the country are typing as you read this…
If you want bullet points, just think about what the moron needs to understand this … a puppet show maybe?
I’ll also bet nobody got an embargoed advanced copy as a courtesy. Lotta people reading that thing as fast as they can. One thing jumps out though: minimum 51 months. Ouch. Long time to go away. Had it coming but still.
Ken Dilanian thinks the document does hint that Trump is a non-indicted co-conspirator. I guess we’ll have to get further opinions about that.
But this does make Cohen look pretty bad, and it’s tough on him.
Sorry, unindicted co-conspirator.
Also, a conspiracy is discussed, but not with whom. But Cohen has worked (conspired?) with Trump on many issues. They’re all still trying to read it and offer opinions.
Yeah, I know, Josh throws this stuff up here to not get scooped but follows it up with a synopsis. I’m basically lazy. (but I’m still reading the damned thing)
He should have thought about that on the other end. Little kids at home. He’s going to miss some good stuff.
I’ll wait for the knowledgeable people who see the subtle signs and can interpret them. My main question at the moment is why he didn’t seek a cooperation agreement. Seems like a strategic error. Was he hoping for a pardon, trying to have it both ways? Silly rabbit.
Fat chance fatso would understand even if its dumbed down into a puppet show. Maybe he would pay attention if porn stars tried to explain it to him, but he would still not understand it.
42 months…is not really substantial
51 to 63. Even 42 would be unpleasant. So would three days.
I’ve heard the Southern District is very stingy with plea agreements in terms of sentence reductions. But all things considered, Cohen was a bad dude for a long time and deserves a prison sentence. Of course, the Trump crime family should fare even worse, much worse.
Pantomime rat gets eaten by pantomime rogue alley cat.
It probably is if you are serving it.
Cohen repeatedly declined to provide full information about the scope of any additional criminal conduct in which he may have engaged or had knowledge.
So he offered crumbs but wants to be credited with having offered an entire wedding cake. Good luck with that.
Yep, Dersh, this is JUST like a pardon.
His life is full of puppet shows.
That’s exactly the analysis they’re making on MSNBC right now.
Shit, people do 4 years standing on their head all the time.