Discussion: Rand Paul:

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She can just use the convenient storage space inside your head.

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So, - the curly headed simp thinks that the allegations against him regarding:

  • plagarism
  • sexism
  • racism
  • outright batsh*ttery

has no bearing on anything at all.

Clearly, he’s been smoking Aqua Buddha again…

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Smug Little Randy thinks he’s such a wit.

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That’s pretty bold coming from the son of Ron Paul and Alex Jones’ best friend.

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Rat-hair is an ass-hat!

The joke is on you rat-hair. Mark my words, you will NEVER be POTUS!

It’s hollow? I was under the impression it was solid bone.

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Hey, don’t knock the weave–it’s what makes him the Republicans’ “youth candidate.”

This shit stain of a human being hasnt got a prayer to even win the nutwing segment of the gop…forget about the nations highest office. America wont elect nuttery…not from the liberal or conservative side.

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At least she doesn’t wear a dead squirrel stapled to her head.

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These GOP mudslingers had better hope to God that Hillary never wins POTUS. Because if she does, history has shown that she is not as willing as Obama to let these smears against her go unnoticed. When she does win in November 2016, I predict these clowns will be first in line to kiss her ass.

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Oh Randi, does your father know where you are?

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Speaking of air travel and personal baggage, Rand Paul’s presidential campaign spent a very large chunk of his donors’ contributions to pay for a private chartered jet to shuttle his father, Ron Paul, around the country to ensure he would be on hand at Rand’s week-long series of campaign kick-off events. Apparently, Ron Paul had a scheduling conflict: he was being paid (presumably his usual $50,000 fee) to deliver a speech to a group somewhere, and he didn’t want to re-schedule, even for Rand’s benefit. According to reports, Rand’s campaign fundraising isn’t as robust as his father’s was, yet the campaign viewed Ron’s attendance as so vital that they shelled out huge dollars for the chartered jet, despite the campaign’s relatively weak finances. Keep in mind that Ron Paul is a multi-millionaire who just earned as much as $50GRAND that week giving the same rambling 40-minute speech he’s been giving to audiences for the last 30 years, and yet he couldn’t even pay for his own airfare? LOL!

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Politifact and Glen Kessler will give him a “half true” on that.

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First the “foundation”. Now the “baggage”. Rand Paul is America’s Gawd-annoited poo-flinging :monkey:

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With all the baggage he has, from his father and those newsletters to the sundry mental patients with which he surrounds himself, one would think he’d use a little discretion in his attacks. It’s as though he believes he can spew the dumbass attack line du jour without ever worrying about it coming back to bite him in the ass. I can’t wait for the GOP pile on when they all begin to go in on that little elfin jackass with the raggedy sew in. Having watched his behavior during his first campaign, this man has absolutely no ability to take a punch without falling to the ground in a heap of snot and tears as a he whines about how unfairly he’s being treated. Tired toddlers comport themselves with more class and grace under fire.

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ok, I hate to admit it, but that’s actually kind of funny. of course, most of the baggage will be empty, because it consists of things made up by the GOP and its flying monkey squadrons. whitewater comes to mind, as does Benghzi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

I understand if you say Benghazi! three times in a row, your brain falls out.

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“I’m starting to worry that when Hillary Clinton travels, there’s gonna need to be two planes – one for her and her entourage, and one for her baggage,” Paul said. “I’m concerned that the plane with the baggage is really getting heavy and teetering.”

Smiley

The GOP had so much fun portraying Obama as an unworthy choice for the presidency and someone who is inherently different than the rest of us, they have decided to use this same gutter-worthy tactic in the current campaign.

To that end, each of the Republican POTUS-wannabes are vying for exclusive rights to sell “I Hate Hillary” T-shirts as a campaign fundraiser.

be kind of funny if she has already trademarked it.

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