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Rolling papers? Hmmm, someone must have put them in my jacket when I was in gym class.
This set of lies is almost comical in its complete improbability. 
It just gets worse. Only the best people, eh?
âSo is somebody being fired for that?â Henry asked Pruitt. âWho did it?â
âThere will be some accountability,â Pruitt said.
âA career person or a political person?â Henry pressed.
âI donât know,â Pruitt said.
âYou donât know?â Henry asked. âYou run the agency. You donât know who did it?â
âI found out about this yesterdayâŚ"
***Government accountability, the "Where's Waldo?" method.***Four Pinocchios and a Pants on Fire for this!
Yeah, donât you just hate all those massive pay increases that nobody knows anything about that just happen all the time all by themselves? I mean, seriously, who HASNT received massive windfall payroll payments with no idea why or how? Happens all the time, all by itself â just one of the universeâs great unsolved mysteries that humans were not meant to question, much less understand. It just like, you know, happens and stuff.
Seriously, though, one wouldnât believe these kind of denials from a three-year-old: âHow did the dog get shaved in a bathtub full of jello?â âIt just kind of happened â no idea how. I just found out about it.â
âIt should not have happened, and the officials who were involved in that process should not have done what they did,â Pruitt said.
Mistakes were made.
Decisions were taken.
Passive voice was used.
Donât ask me, I just work here.
but also said he didnât know who was responsible.
Youâre the boss, so you are.
What is it with these pearl-clutching softie losers of the Party of Personal Responsibility?
This is the perfect cabinet secretary for little Donnie. They always think in synch. If anything Pruitt is even more skilled at being Donnie than Donnie is. I can easily see the Republican voters making Pruitt our next president!
âPruitt Says He âFound Out Aboutâ Aidesâ Huge Raises âYesterdayââ
Heâs joking, right?
I mean, yeah, heâs ignorant of oh so many things, but I am sure he is totally on top of staffing and money in his department. The better to screw them (and us) over. So, this does not fly at all.
Pruitt is just pathetic.
Ben Carson would definitely know who to blame.
Donât let the expensive door hit you in the ass, on the way out, Scotty.
Oh wait, that was Interior.
Pruittâs definitely PosteriorâŚ
Lordy, Lordy , Lordy. This whole (mal)administration is like kindergarten. âWasnât me, it was Johnny! No, I have no idea how that chocolate got smeared on my face! Or on my shirt. No idea at allâŚâ
There are no words. Really.
This guyâs toast whether he realizes it yet or not. Theyâre gonna replay that clip âtil Spanky kicks him out.
If possible, this is gold plated BS. I have been following presidents since Ike, and no one has ever even approached the level of pure gold plated BS that this is.
He asked for the raises and the administration said no. Heâs like a 5-year-old standing near a broken fish bowl heâd been told to leave alone saying someone else did it and he doesnât know who.