Hey, yeah, maybe Scotty needs to blame his wife! Oh, wait, she wasn’t it DC, was she?
Must’ve been the daughter, then. Yup, that’s it! The daughter!!!
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Only the best people, eh?
This ‘lying’ is obviously not their forte. But we already knew that from the Mueller investigation, eh?
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Ben Carson’s wife is apparently an all purpose punching bag. Pin it on her.
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That look on Pruitt’s face is something any parent has seen on their children’s faces:
Oopsie, I got caught with my little hand in da cookie jar…
“DIDN’T DO IT…CAN’T PIN IT ON ME!!!”
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These two guys. Yeah, they’re guilty AF. Still.
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Or a dog’s face. “If I do this, it’ll be okay, right?”
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This kind of prevaricating at a driver alcohol checkpoint would land you in jail.
“Have you been drinking tonight?”
“I’m not sure, but I promise you I’m going to find out, and if I have I’ll find out who’s responsible for it and get back to you!”
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“I blame Hillary!”…no…
“Thanks Obama!”…nah…
“Fake News!”
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Now confess it, G dammit Scotty,
You’ve been just a little bit naughty.
Such circumnavigation!
And maladroit obfuscation!
With a demeanor both craven and haughty.
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I love it how these manly men, these captains of industry, these people that take no shit from anyone because they are So Fucking Bad Ass…duck and cover immediately.
“IT’S NOT MY FAUUUUUUUUULT!”
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Look, my dog at least confesses to her mistakes. But Pruitt?
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They don’t ask the big question: what makes him think he is qualified to run the EPA?
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The great thing about working for Trump is that the “I’m just a clueless idiot” defense works. In any other place, Pruitt would have a choice of being fired for being a clueless idiot, if he wasn’t fired for going behind the back of his boss.
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Milk Bones? What Milk Bones? I have no idea what you’re talking about, boss?
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Wow, back in the day, I wish I could have given myself a big, big, the BIGGEST raise and nobody but me would have known about.
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Trump admin job applicants are sort of like salmon returning to spawn. They have to be idiots to reach their final destination, but they don’t know that. It’s just hardwired into their being. Once they get there they have an orgasm, then quickly die and rot away.
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