In the race for āOld White Guy Leaderā - Bernie sneaks ahead.
At least in this poll.
(And by āaheadā I mean gains momentum)
āTwo elderly men fight over being first in line at Furrās Cafeteria Buffet!ā
Come for the spinach, stay for the creamed corn.
The gerontocracy lives!
Tapioca for everyone!
Cranky vs Comfortable?
Itās too early for polls! I refuse to click on any article featuring a poll!
Erā¦what a minuteā¦
I meant the next one. Really.
Furrs, they still exsist?
The excitement is ramping up.
Never trust an online poll, especially if it represents less than 1000 voters.
I think so. But thereās not as many of them.
Canāt we get rid of Iowa? I mean, simply remove it as important in every fucking election cycle?
Golden Corral is an invasive species.
Two men whose railing against the treatment of workers like āindentured servantsā has real bite, so to speak.
I am puzzled by all talk about polls of Biden vs Bernie vs Warren etc. Just looked it up: Iowa Caucus are on February 20, 2020. 276 days away! I am going to go out on a very thin limb and bet that the final caucus totals will look different than the polls of May 2019.
Ron Paul did well in online polls too.
This is all media driven. Lord I hope it doesnt hold up.
IMO, Bernie has to be crippled by these first two states, or he will limp along poisoning the rest of the race and help Trumpā¦and Iām sure he doesnāt care.
They actually closed the one in Ann Arbor a few years ago. Not enough fiber and vegan choices on the menu. 
(Iām probably not far off - that and the college boys eating up all the profits.)